Premiere
???: Freddie! It’s time to wake up! The school bus is already on its way and you haven’t got dressed, what’s wrong with you this morning?
Freddie: I’m not feeling well, mum.
Freddie: I’m not feeling well, mum.
???: Have I not told you to go to bed early yesterday? Come on, go wash your face. I’ve packed your lunch.
Freddie: Aww... Why can't I spend all day sleeping like Taco? I wish I was a dog...
???: You're really testing my patience now young boy, get dressed already!
Freddie: *sighs* Yes, your Highness.
Freddie: *sighs* Yes, your Highness.
???: Hey Pauline my love, may I have some more coffee?
Pauline: Sorry Michael, I'm afraid that you have to help yourself this morning, Freddie’s overslept again.
Taco: *yawns* Waul...
Michael: Apparently. Ooh, have you fed Taco?
Pauline: What? Ooh, no, jeez. I’ve completely forgotten about him. Honey, could you feed him before you leave for work?
Michael: Apparently. Ooh, have you fed Taco?
Pauline: What? Ooh, no, jeez. I’ve completely forgotten about him. Honey, could you feed him before you leave for work?
Michael: As if I haven’t been doing that for the past two months…
Pauline: Freddie, what are you doing? Hurry up, you merely have any time left for breakfast.
Freddie: I'm brushing my teeth!
Pauline: Freddie, what are you doing? Hurry up, you merely have any time left for breakfast.
Freddie: I'm brushing my teeth!
Taco: Wurf?
Michael: There you go, Taco, enjoy your breakfast.
Michael: There you go, Taco, enjoy your breakfast.
Taco: *barks excitedly* Wurf! Wurf!
Taco: *sniffs sniffs*
Michael: It's your favourite dog brekkie cereal! Good boy-
*school bus horning*
Michael: It's your favourite dog brekkie cereal! Good boy-
*school bus horning*
Michael: Uh, Freddie, school bus’s here. Hurry up!
Freddie: But mum I can't find my lunchbox.
Freddie: But mum I can't find my lunchbox.
Pauline: Jeez, there you go, don’t forget to bring it back. Enjoy your day, love you, bye.
Freddie: Bye mum, bye dad. *yawns*
Taco: Wurf! Wurf!
Taco: Wurf! Wurf!
Freddie: I'll be back as soon as school's finished. Promise me you'll be a good boy, Taco!
Taco: *nods* Aaarrr...
Pauline: Freddie! For how long do you want to keep the bus waiting?
Freddie: Bye Taco, I got to run!!
Pauline: Freddie! For how long do you want to keep the bus waiting?
Freddie: Bye Taco, I got to run!!
Michael: Well, at least he’s made it this time. May I enjoy my coffee before I get to work?
Pauline: Alright… hold on a second.
Pauline: Alright… hold on a second.
*some time later*
Michael & Pauline: Bye Taco, see you later!!
Taco: Wurf!
Taco: Wurf!
Pauline: Hey honey, I just realised that we had no dog food. How did you manage to feed Taco this morning?
Michael: I thought that was dog cereal?
Michael: I thought that was dog cereal?
Premiere: Fellow Furry Friends
???: Sw'et patato.
Taco: Octopus tentacles.
???: Sardin' fact'ry.
???: Sardin' fact'ry.
Taco: Yeti cave.
???: Taco, ye late.
???: Taco, ye late.
Taco: Sorry Cheddar, Freddie got up late this morning so it took a bit longer than expected.
Cheddar: What'a nuisance! I ain't understand why ye want'd stayin' with 'em.
Taco: They aren’t that horrible, really. I enjoy spending time with them.
Cheddar: What'a nuisance! I ain't understand why ye want'd stayin' with 'em.
Taco: They aren’t that horrible, really. I enjoy spending time with them.
Cheddar: Ye'd eatin' too much man food 'n ye'd start thinking like 'em for bone marrow's sake. But' en wat? Ye ain't gonna walk on ye two feet like Freddie 'n 'is parents do? Get real, 'ole chap.
Taco: But-
Cheddar: Ey're almost 'ere. T'e contestants.
Taco: But-
Cheddar: Ey're almost 'ere. T'e contestants.
Taco: Ooh, right.
Cheddar: Ye sh'd prob start explainin' things, if ye'd wanna finish ye duty for t'e day before ye man friends find ya missin'.
Taco: Okay. Um-hm.
Cheddar: Ye sh'd prob start explainin' things, if ye'd wanna finish ye duty for t'e day before ye man friends find ya missin'.
Taco: Okay. Um-hm.
Taco: Welcome to Leashes and Skirts, a reality show where animals from all over the world meet and together they aim to win a generous amount of 8,000,000 pet-moloeons award that they will share among themselves. However, only those that are intelligent enough would understand the invitation letter we sent out to them from our headquarters based in Appaloosa Plains. I'm your host Taco and this is my partner Cheddar.
Today it will be the deciding moment for us all to witness the intelligence among the intelligences and how well they collaborate with each other when it comes to solving those tricky challenges waiting for them.
Today it will be the deciding moment for us all to witness the intelligence among the intelligences and how well they collaborate with each other when it comes to solving those tricky challenges waiting for them.
Cheddar: 'f ya think ti's just a show w'ere random animals come 'n play some stupid games 'n t'e playground hopin' 'n get'a cash prize back' ome, praise t'e good 'ole bone marrow god ye completely wrong! T'is show's aim is ta r'ise t'e awareness of pe'ple around t'e globe te pay more attention te t'ose animals bein' abus'd 'n tortur'd; 'n to witn'ss what we're able te do for o'selves without t'eir c'nstant, unnec'ssary intervention.
Taco: Yes. And similar to the Mole, which is the human version of this show, we will feature a saboteur that works in a different way. The saboteur has his own plot of preventing the rest of the players from earning the full amount of cash prize.
They will try to sabotage the group effort and through sabotaging they will remove the hard-earned pet-moleons from the group pot into their personal pocket which is what the other players are trying to avoid because it means they are losing money to this traitor.
They will try to sabotage the group effort and through sabotaging they will remove the hard-earned pet-moleons from the group pot into their personal pocket which is what the other players are trying to avoid because it means they are losing money to this traitor.
Taco: And the players would need to identify this saboteur as soon as possible before more and more money have gone down the drain. This brings us to the opposing role of Alsatian.
The Alsatian will try their best to catch this saboteur and remove them for good. But it would be too easy for the contestants to bring the money prize home in that way so Cheddar has decided to introduce a new role called the Fox.
Cheddar: Y'all welcome.
The Alsatian will try their best to catch this saboteur and remove them for good. But it would be too easy for the contestants to bring the money prize home in that way so Cheddar has decided to introduce a new role called the Fox.
Cheddar: Y'all welcome.
Taco: The fox is the saboteur’s accomplice who will inherit their role once the original saboteur has been removed from the game by the Alsatian. It all sounds really confusing at the start but once the game has started you will soon grasp the mechanism of it.
Cheddar: O ye prob shan’t be watchin' t'is.
Taco: This show is hugely sponsored by Animal Equality, Mercy for Animals (MFA) and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) as well as many other kind-hearted human beings from all over the world who are not just sponsors but also the one assigning challenges and missions for the contestants that are about to arrive.
Prior to the start of this show, the production team has hidden a large number of stickers in many different towns. Some of these stickers may be useful as they may have a major impact on the general performance of an individual whilst others may not.
Prior to the start of this show, the production team has hidden a large number of stickers in many different towns. Some of these stickers may be useful as they may have a major impact on the general performance of an individual whilst others may not.
Taco: This show would be physically demanding as it requires the contestants to be active as well as to stay alert in response to environmental change. Many events are opportunistic and depends on their previous actions so the contestants are also expected to have developed a certain level of logical reasoning/trouble solving capabilities before their applying to this reality show.
Cheddar: O 'ey prob shan’t be watchin' t'is.
Taco: Okay, we have sent out more than 100 copies of invitation with paw-print riddles but have only received correct solutions from just 6 of them.
Cheddar: How pathetic, animalz t'ese days...
Taco: Which means they are the only eligible contestants for this show… but only those truly perceptive will remain till the last day for correctly answering one question that they will try to figure out for the next few weeks on the show:
Cheddar: How pathetic, animalz t'ese days...
Taco: Which means they are the only eligible contestants for this show… but only those truly perceptive will remain till the last day for correctly answering one question that they will try to figure out for the next few weeks on the show:
Taco: WHO-
Taco: IS-
Taco: THE-
Taco: SABOTEUR???
???: Someone better shut that dog’s mouth up. I’m trying to get my effing sleep, bloody bollocks!
Taco: Will it be Baxter, the Hyperactive Chew Monster from the Philippines?
Taco: Will it be Bubbles, the Cutie Bubbly Bubbles resides in San Myshuno?
Taco: Will it be Doro, the Starving Fluffy Ball from Germany?
Taco: Will it be Esme, the Flower in a Field of Garbage escaped from a zoo?
Taco: Will it be Galaxy, the Finder Who’s Kinder from Sunlit Tides?
Taco: Or will it be Kenai, the Larger-than-Life Adventurer in search for his special human friend?
Taco: In addition, these contestants have never met before. Today will be their first time seeing each other.
Cheddar: T'ey're 'bout to arrive, I'ope. I ain't got no 'ole day te waste.
Cheddar: T'ey're 'bout to arrive, I'ope. I ain't got no 'ole day te waste.
*after a while*
Cheddar: Wat’s t'at sound?
Taco: Wurf, my apologies, it’s my tummy. Freddie’s dad fed me some expired Cheerios this morning. :b
Taco: Wurf, my apologies, it’s my tummy. Freddie’s dad fed me some expired Cheerios this morning. :b
Cheddar: Why did ye eati't then? Ye ain't no stupid.
Taco: I didn’t care. They all taste the same to me.
Taco: I didn’t care. They all taste the same to me.
Cheddar: What'ver, if I'ere ye- Ooh, someone’s comin'!
???: Yip yip yip! Yip yip!!
Taco: -Or not.
Cheddar: O' crap...
Cheddar: O' crap...
Taco: Wurf? I thought Hedgy was disqualified for the show?
Cheddar: Get ye Hedgy filthy a'se off t'is place stupid piece 'f junk! 'aven't I told ye many times not te intrud' inta MAH spot?
'Hedgy': Yip- yip-
Cheddar: Stop t'at yip yip nons'nse at once o I swear ta sweet babe' Jesus Imma-
'Hedgy': Yip! Yip yip!! *flees*
Cheddar: *roars* RAWL, RAAWWLL!!
Cheddar: *roars* RAWL, RAAWWLL!!
Taco: Whoa whoa calm down, Cheddar… Look! Someone’s coming, I can hear it!
???: WOAH! MAN that thing was enormous! I've never ever seen a- oh, excuse me, is this the place for Leashes and Skirts?
Taco: Yup. You are right. Are you Sir Oswald Woofington? It is very nice to meet you. My name is Taco and I'm the host of this show. This is my partner, Cheddar. He is responsible for allocating the upcoming challenges and sponsorship soliciting.
Taco: Yup. You are right. Are you Sir Oswald Woofington? It is very nice to meet you. My name is Taco and I'm the host of this show. This is my partner, Cheddar. He is responsible for allocating the upcoming challenges and sponsorship soliciting.
'Sir Woofington': What a peculiar name. Taco? Haha!
Taco: That name was given by my owners because it's my favourite food! I was originally named after my grandfather, Burnt Chocolate Cinnamon Roll the Fourth, but the name is too long for most animals to remember so I decided to go with the name my owners gave it to me instead. Speaking of which, what do your owner call you?
Taco: That name was given by my owners because it's my favourite food! I was originally named after my grandfather, Burnt Chocolate Cinnamon Roll the Fourth, but the name is too long for most animals to remember so I decided to go with the name my owners gave it to me instead. Speaking of which, what do your owner call you?
'Sir Woofington': They call me Baxter, which is also the name of Ron Burgundy's dog in the comedy Anchorman. You can actually see my name on this blue collar I'm wearing. Though I prefer to be known as Sir Oswald Woof-
Cheddar: 'kay, migh' j'st cuta t'e chase 'ere. I ain't not gonna use any of 'ose awful-long names 'n t'e app form b'cause holy bones we do 'ave some real long names t'is season. Ain't' t'at clear, young lad?
Taco: What Cheddar means is that he thinks it will be more convenient to address each other the same way human call us, considering the names they give us tend to be shorter and preciser. Would that be alright for you, Sir Woofington?
Baxter: Woof, if that's what you want, I'm fine with that. Though it wouldn't change the fact that I'm a gentleman with noble title.
Cheddar: 'or bone's sake, sit down 'ere and g've mah ears a wee bre'k, won't ye?
Cheddar: 'or bone's sake, sit down 'ere and g've mah ears a wee bre'k, won't ye?
Baxter: WOOF!! Did you just say BONES? Are there any bones nearby???
Cheddar: Ye ain't get NO bones from me 'f ye don't shut'up!
Taco: *sighs* Surely there is no need to be rude to the contestant, Cheddar?
???: Wuf! Wuf! Is this the place for Leashes and Shirts?
Taco: I think you mean Leashes and Skirts? I'm your host, Taco, and you are...
'Bubbly Bubble Bubbles': My name is Bubbly Bubble Bubbles!!
Cheddar: G' lord, another bubbly bimbo with awf'l long names.
'Bubbly Bubble Bubbles': But most of my friends call me Bubbles.
Cheddar: G' lord, another bubbly bimbo with awf'l long names.
'Bubbly Bubble Bubbles': But most of my friends call me Bubbles.
Cheddar: May lord bless ye friends. We're callin' ye Bubblz.
Bubbles: But I prefer my full name! :'(
Taco: Why not take a seat over there, Bubbles?
Bubbles: But I prefer my full name! :'(
Taco: Why not take a seat over there, Bubbles?
Baxter: Heya cutie! ;)
Bubbles: HELLO dog!
Cheddar: Rule Number 2: NO UNAUTHORISED BARKIN'!!!
Bubbles: HELLO dog!
Cheddar: Rule Number 2: NO UNAUTHORISED BARKIN'!!!
???: Meow! Hey dog, you'd better tell me this is the right place for the show I signed up for. That pointless paw-print riddle leads me to this smelly swamp. By the way, whoever wrote my invitation letter clearly didn't receive any proper education. They couldn't even spell Deutschland right. It's not Dutchland for heaven's sake.
Cheddar: Shut'up pussy.
Taco: Thank you Cheddar! I apologise for his rudeness I'm sure he didn't mean that.
Taco: Thank you Cheddar! I apologise for his rudeness I'm sure he didn't mean that.
Doro: He better not be. Dorothea Schiffer is not the one he can afford to mess with. You can call me Doro for short if you want, pup.
Taco: Nice to meet you, Doro. Congratulations, you are at the right town! My name is Taco. Now, have a seat with those two over there, please.
Baxter: Woof?
Bubbles: Wuf?
Bubbles: Wuf?
Doro: *sighs* Of course. Drooling dogs... drooling. Eww.
Baxter: WOOF WOOF WOOF!! I'm Sir Oswald Woofington! Do you happen to have anything that I can chew on?
Bubbles: And my name is Bubbly Minaj! You said you live in Dutchland? Cool! My owner's high school crush is from the Netherlands, have you ever been there before? Well, maybe not because you probably don't have an affinity for water. WUF WUF WUF!!
Bubbles: And my name is Bubbly Minaj! You said you live in Dutchland? Cool! My owner's high school crush is from the Netherlands, have you ever been there before? Well, maybe not because you probably don't have an affinity for water. WUF WUF WUF!!
Cheddar: QUIET Y'ALL!
Doro: Danke schön.
Bubbles: Ooh, is that French? I love French! :3
Doro: Danke schön.
Bubbles: Ooh, is that French? I love French! :3
Taco: *sniffs sniffs* Wurf, I can sense our next contestant's arrival. Hmm, wait, someone, er- with a peculiar scent. Kind of smells like Freddie's toothbrush.
Cheddar: I ain't stayin' any close ye'll deal 'with it y'self. *flees*
Taco: Wurf, Cheddar! >:U
Taco: Wurf, Cheddar! >:U
Bubbles: Hmmm... That doesn't smell like dogs. Oh no, is it another cat coming? I don't really get along with them. >.<
Doro: I can hear you clearly from here, dummy.
Doro: I can hear you clearly from here, dummy.
Baxter: Welp, that doesn't smell like a cat either. I wonder if it chews nice!
???: Hey... Is this the p-place where the paw-print riddle indicates?
Taco: Congratulations, you are correct! Er, are you Flower?
Taco: Congratulations, you are correct! Er, are you Flower?
Cheddar: One thing Imma sure of is t'at she AIN'T NO FLOWER at'all! Don't be fooled!
Taco: Gee, Cheddar, you are simply acting rude! Try say something nice, will you?
Taco: Gee, Cheddar, you are simply acting rude! Try say something nice, will you?
Cheddar: Imma tryin' ye fool!!
'Flower': It's... it's alright. I'm used to it... Yes. My name is Esme Dawn Demetria.
Taco: Cool, so Esme, do you want to sit down with the folks over...
'Flower': It's... it's alright. I'm used to it... Yes. My name is Esme Dawn Demetria.
Taco: Cool, so Esme, do you want to sit down with the folks over...
Taco: ...there
Taco: Wurf, seriously guys? Is this how you greet a new contestant? Try and be nice you all!
Baxter: But it's a skunk. Needless to say it DOESN'T chew nice!!
Doro: I just properly groomed myself before I left for this show so I'll pass. Thank you.
Bubbles: Me loves bubbles! :3
Taco: *groans* Guys... Er, Esme?
Esme: *sits down quietly at the corner, away from the crowd*
Cheddar: Well, it ain't t'at hard, eh?
Taco: Hmph...
Cheddar: Well, it ain't t'at hard, eh?
Taco: Hmph...
???: *neighs* Is everything alright, my young pup?
Taco: Wurf? Ooh, you're so tall that I cannot see your face. You're blocking the camera, by the way.
???: Oops. * moves back a little* Is it better now?
Taco: Yup, thank you. You must be the Acquiring Queen of the Blacklands, right? My name is Taco.
Taco: Yup, thank you. You must be the Acquiring Queen of the Blacklands, right? My name is Taco.
'The Acquiring Queen of the Blacklands': Yes, you're right. Nice to meet you, Taco. Are you from Mexico? It has to be a very dry, arid country I reckon.
Taco: No, I'm actually from-
Cheddar: Ye name's too long, young lass. We're callin' ye Galazy instead, ye hear meh?
Taco: No, I'm actually from-
Cheddar: Ye name's too long, young lass. We're callin' ye Galazy instead, ye hear meh?
Galaxy: I don't usually like to point out pronunciation mistakes but it's Galaxy. Not 'Galazy'.
Cheddar: Te'mehto t'mahtoe, go join t'e others ovr'tere won't ye?
Cheddar: Te'mehto t'mahtoe, go join t'e others ovr'tere won't ye?
Galaxy: *neighs* Hello guys!
Baxter: Sweet bone marrow! GURL you are like SO TALL!! I wish I'm half as tall as you are. WOOF!
Doro: Please tell me you're not a unicorn. I can't stand that cocky attitude of theirs, like, at all.
Galaxy: Er, no, I'm not?
Doro: Good, have a seat.
Galaxy: Er, no, I'm not?
Doro: Good, have a seat.
Bubbles: You sure have a strange taste for fashion, horse. Spot patterns are way too 1960s.
Cheddar: Folks, let's play ah game, it's called "who can shut 'eir bloody mouth up for the longest".
Bubbles: Awesomesauce! My owner loves to play this game with me! Wuf wuf!!
Cheddar: Folks, let's play ah game, it's called "who can shut 'eir bloody mouth up for the longest".
Bubbles: Awesomesauce! My owner loves to play this game with me! Wuf wuf!!
Esme: ...
Taco: Sweet bone marrow god let's hope the last contestant will be a normal one-
???: *abruptly emerges from nowhere* Your wish is granted!
Taco: *startles* Wurf! Where did you come from?
???: I was here the entire time...
???: I was here the entire time...
???: Up in the trees.
Taco: Wurf! That's so impressive. What were you doing up there then?
Taco: Wurf! That's so impressive. What were you doing up there then?
???: I was looking for my best friend, have you seen her? A young girl with fine skin wearing a skirt with delicate orchid patterns on it...
Cheddar: T'at ain't v'ry helpful clues, mah lad.
Cheddar: T'at ain't v'ry helpful clues, mah lad.
???: I need to find her... before it's too late...
Taco: But you're here for the show, right?
???: Oh, yes, Leashes and Skirts. How can I not remember? ;)
Taco: But you're here for the show, right?
???: Oh, yes, Leashes and Skirts. How can I not remember? ;)
Galaxy: For how long has she gone missing?
???: Two and a half years... I think.
???: Two and a half years... I think.
Everyone:......
???: Or is it four... Naw, I cannot remember.
???: Or is it four... Naw, I cannot remember.
Doro: Me thinks we need a new definition for normal.
Baxter: Touché.
Baxter: Touché.
Galaxy: ...What's your name, anyway?
Kenai: It's Kenai.
Kenai: It's Kenai.
Taco: Do you have any other name known by humans?
Kenai: It's Kenai.
Cheddar: Neat 'n simple. Ye're mah favourite contestant so far!
Kenai: Thanks?
Cheddar: I kid. Now get 'ver 'ere kitty.
Taco: Okay, now look around those new faces next to you. It's time for us to get to know each other better. How exciting!
Baxter: *barks with excitement* WOOF WOOF!
Kenai: Thanks?
Cheddar: I kid. Now get 'ver 'ere kitty.
Taco: Okay, now look around those new faces next to you. It's time for us to get to know each other better. How exciting!
Baxter: *barks with excitement* WOOF WOOF!
Cheddar: E'cept for mah eysight gettin' worse 'n worse 'n n'ghtime. Let's go te a barn 'o someplace t'at's got lights.
Baxter: Do you think there are any human in that building?
Galaxy: I should think not. It's getting pretty late and most people are watching late night soap operas with their families.
Galaxy: I should think not. It's getting pretty late and most people are watching late night soap operas with their families.
Kenai: Meow, it's dark in here...
Taco: Give me a second to find the light switch...
Taco: Give me a second to find the light switch...
Bubbles: That's better! Wuf!
Doro: What the hell is this place...
Baxter: Do you not know? It's a barn. A place where human keep the horses, hays, mistresses and other illegal possessions. *sniffs sniffs* Ooh, I smell perfume.
Bubbles: Aww... Do they store bubbles? I can smell bubbles.
Esme: I don't think anyone would use a barn to store bubbles. Well, not for serious reason, I might add.
Baxter: Do you not know? It's a barn. A place where human keep the horses, hays, mistresses and other illegal possessions. *sniffs sniffs* Ooh, I smell perfume.
Bubbles: Aww... Do they store bubbles? I can smell bubbles.
Esme: I don't think anyone would use a barn to store bubbles. Well, not for serious reason, I might add.
Doro: Whatever. But what I was saying is that this door is huge. It's so gigantic. Why would someone need such big a door for a smelly, mouldy building like this?
Galaxy: Well, I don't know about this building being mouldy or what because to me it's quite comfortable in here. It's a nice barn with proper lighting and construction. But some water troughs needs to be installed in order to qualify this place for keeping horses. Ponies get dehydrated pretty fast so they need to maintain a constant uptake of water since young age.
Kenai: I wonder if Jessica's behind this door.
Esme: Do you know what place it is?
Esme: Do you know what place it is?
Kenai: Yeah, that's where they put breath mints in tiny, delicate fountains that run refreshments when you push a magical button on it. Jessica loves fountains AND breath mints. I'm pretty sure she's in there.
Esme: I should think not. Those are no breath mints.
Esme: I should think not. Those are no breath mints.
Cheddar: O'kay, e'nuff chitchat. 'e ain't got no time te waste! Line up and prepare te 'ntroduce y'selves. Chop chop! I'm gettin' older 'n older by t'e minite.
*the contestants line up amongst themselves*
NOTE: All these introductions were written and submitted by their own creators.
Baxter: HI. HI. HELLO FELLOW ANIMAL CREATURES. My name is Sir Oswald Woofington. But the humans can't understand me, so they just call me Baxter. Hello. I hope we can all be friends.
I like chewing stuff and eating meat. And swimming. Can we swim right now? I hope there's a lake nearby. And meat. I could go for some meat right now. But don't worry, I'm not going to eat any of you guys. Because we'll be friends.
OH. Are there going to be humans in this show? I like humans. Kind of like how I like meat, but I don't want to eat the humans either. I want rubs and pats from the humans. Aren't humans nice? I'm going to run around and look for things to chew!
I like chewing stuff and eating meat. And swimming. Can we swim right now? I hope there's a lake nearby. And meat. I could go for some meat right now. But don't worry, I'm not going to eat any of you guys. Because we'll be friends.
OH. Are there going to be humans in this show? I like humans. Kind of like how I like meat, but I don't want to eat the humans either. I want rubs and pats from the humans. Aren't humans nice? I'm going to run around and look for things to chew!
Bubbles: Hey! My real name is Bubbly Bubble Bubbles and my pet name is Bubbles. I'm a dog, who likes cuddling. I currently live in San Myshuno, roaming around the Uptown District.
I'm with me, myself, and I. I wish to accomplish being a great dog like the Queen Doggy Minaj.
I'm with me, myself, and I. I wish to accomplish being a great dog like the Queen Doggy Minaj.
Doro: Hey there peeps, my name is Dorothea Schiffer, but you can call me Doro, everybody does actually. You may know my owner Ben Schiffer, who is also in a reality show, but for sims.
Anyway, I am from Germany and live with him and his family plus my stupid sister Carlina who isn't that smart and cool. I don't know what you think, but if you get used to humans, they are actually cool, but only if you aren't as self concerned as Ben's sister Janine. God she is so annoying.
I want to warn you, I get hungry very often, I love food more than anything else. But I'm also quite a socialite. That is the main reason I'm here, in my hometown there are barely any animals who can talk, so I'm really glad I'm here, I really like Ben, but only talking to him is quite boring to be honest. Life is quite easy, I use my cuteness as an advantage, but I'm not a snob, I'm just cute. Anyway, I hope that we will have much fun here.
Anyway, I am from Germany and live with him and his family plus my stupid sister Carlina who isn't that smart and cool. I don't know what you think, but if you get used to humans, they are actually cool, but only if you aren't as self concerned as Ben's sister Janine. God she is so annoying.
I want to warn you, I get hungry very often, I love food more than anything else. But I'm also quite a socialite. That is the main reason I'm here, in my hometown there are barely any animals who can talk, so I'm really glad I'm here, I really like Ben, but only talking to him is quite boring to be honest. Life is quite easy, I use my cuteness as an advantage, but I'm not a snob, I'm just cute. Anyway, I hope that we will have much fun here.
Esme: Hello, everyone. From birth, my name was Esme Dawn Demetria, and I can thank my mother for such a tragedy. I don’t overly hate the name I was given, but rather the people who did give it. Humans, unable to learn of my name, often call me Flower, seemingly named after another skunk from something known to humans as a ‘film’.
My relationship with humans has been messy and tangled, but I do not hate them. Perhaps my experiences with humans have been varied, but a… a certain group of humans at my previous home, this beautiful menagerie of animals, they… they did care for me, knowing of my species and knowing of the damages I can create.
You shouldn’t be fooled by my type; you shouldn’t be fooled into believing I will spray you when an argument occurs. I am not like my relatives, but the whole world fails to see that. I am my own skunk, and if I am to be related to a sweet-smelling flower, then I’ll be… glad. Thank you.
My relationship with humans has been messy and tangled, but I do not hate them. Perhaps my experiences with humans have been varied, but a… a certain group of humans at my previous home, this beautiful menagerie of animals, they… they did care for me, knowing of my species and knowing of the damages I can create.
You shouldn’t be fooled by my type; you shouldn’t be fooled into believing I will spray you when an argument occurs. I am not like my relatives, but the whole world fails to see that. I am my own skunk, and if I am to be related to a sweet-smelling flower, then I’ll be… glad. Thank you.
Galaxy: Well, hello, everyone! It’s great to meet you all! Isn’t this exciting?
*she neighs and then clears her hoarse throat*
My given name is Galaxy Patchwork, but I also go by the Acquiring Queen of the Blacklands. I grew up in Sunlit Tides, but I’m a wanderer of sorts now. I travel all over to help others with my business partner Gypsy. He’s a cat.
The nature of my business demands I meet all sorts of people and animals. So, humans are not as awesome as we are, of course, but they do have their moments of helpfulness. Us animals have to stick together. Humans say they’re supreme, but we really guide them and help the world go ‘round. That’s where I come in. I help others acquire what they need to guide in happiness.
My family, Jason and Janna Blackland and their kids, are one of the best families I’ve ever seen or met. They’re kind in nature and willing to lend a hand whenever they can. My parents Starry Night and Grey Musket also have that attitude. With my independent, adventurous, and compassionate nature, I travel the world helping those less fortunate acquire what they need to survive and be happy, so they can pass on kindness to others. It’s my passion, and I intend to follow it for the rest of my life.
*she neighs and then clears her hoarse throat*
My given name is Galaxy Patchwork, but I also go by the Acquiring Queen of the Blacklands. I grew up in Sunlit Tides, but I’m a wanderer of sorts now. I travel all over to help others with my business partner Gypsy. He’s a cat.
The nature of my business demands I meet all sorts of people and animals. So, humans are not as awesome as we are, of course, but they do have their moments of helpfulness. Us animals have to stick together. Humans say they’re supreme, but we really guide them and help the world go ‘round. That’s where I come in. I help others acquire what they need to guide in happiness.
My family, Jason and Janna Blackland and their kids, are one of the best families I’ve ever seen or met. They’re kind in nature and willing to lend a hand whenever they can. My parents Starry Night and Grey Musket also have that attitude. With my independent, adventurous, and compassionate nature, I travel the world helping those less fortunate acquire what they need to survive and be happy, so they can pass on kindness to others. It’s my passion, and I intend to follow it for the rest of my life.
Kenai: Hey guys and girls. My name is Kenai and I’m like the bear in the movie ‘Brother Bear’. Have you seen it? It’s my favourite movie and I love to watch it with Jessica.
Now you will probably ask me who Jessica is. Jessica is my human friend and I love her so much. We were besties... But I was taken away from her when we had to move to another place.
I really want to go back to her. Will you guys help me find her?
Now you will probably ask me who Jessica is. Jessica is my human friend and I love her so much. We were besties... But I was taken away from her when we had to move to another place.
I really want to go back to her. Will you guys help me find her?
Taco: Okie dokie! Wonderful introductions, fellow furry friends! I hereby announce that you six are the eligible contestants for the show. Remember that amongst yourselves hides a saboteur that is eager and selfish, ready to undermine the teamwork.
Taco: You will need to make your own judgement. Whether you choose to listen to your instincts-
Taco: Or follow the clues,
Taco: You will have to correctly identify the saboteur in order to guarantee your own safety in this game.
Taco: Should you trust the one sitting next to you?
Taco: How safe are your secrets with them really?
Taco: Who is the saboteur?
Taco: Good luck and a lot of wisdom. This is Burnt Chocolate Cinnamon Roll the Fifth better known as Taco, signing off in a hurry because Freddie's parents will go mad any time soon and I'd rather not be grounded. Bye folks! Cheddar will take over from now! Wurf!
Doro: Can we at least have something to eat? I'm starving.
Baxter: Maybe we should go out for a hunting spree?
Doro: Can we at least have something to eat? I'm starving.
Baxter: Maybe we should go out for a hunting spree?
Cheddar: A'right, we ain't got NO time te hunt nothin'! Get 'ver 'ere ye animals! It's time for ye mission.
-end of premiere, to be continued-