Episode ONe [part one]
Cheddar: A'right folks, let's gather. Come 'ver 'ere! It's ya'll first mission.
Baxter: WOOF!!! I wonder what it's going to be... I'm excited!!!
Galaxy: Are we going to hold a fundraising charity sale for suffering baby chicks in Midnight Hollow?
Doro: Pfft... who gives a fudge about plum poultry. They're meant to be MY food. I don't want to waste any of my time saving chicken nuggets. Darwin's natural selection theory doesn't work that way.
Cheddar: Ye, ya', Darwin's a great man, thank ye for mentionin' em, missy smarty puss. Now, where was I... Oh, ye, t'e mission.
Cheddar: Ye, ya', Darwin's a great man, thank ye for mentionin' em, missy smarty puss. Now, where was I... Oh, ye, t'e mission.
Esme: Who is Darwin? Is he a dolphin? I've never seen a dolphin before.
Kenai: Charles Darwin was a great English biologist who made great scientific contribution to the field of evolution. He was also an adventurer who sailed to South America where he carried out detailed observation of plants and animals... He also discovered some ancient fossils of extinct mammals!
Bubbles: Wuf! Dolphins are real smart! :3
Bubbles: Wuf! Dolphins are real smart! :3
Baxter: Woof! I'd like a chewing contest! Woof! I want something to chew on so bad! ANYTHING! PRONTO!
Esme: I think we'd better stop interrupting the host... then maybe we'll get something nice to feast on... like some wild berries. Yum.
Bubbles: *whines* I could use some cuddles so bad... I'm exhausted and starving. Wuf...
Cheddar: Ye, so that's probably why ya'll gonna look for sponsors ye'selves!
All: What?
Doro: You kid, grandpa?
Cheddar: Yous heard me, all on ye own. I don't ev'n need te do NADA. It's all up te yous, dummies!
Galaxy: *neighs* But I thought you were the one contacting the sponsors, what kind of sponsor solicitor are you?
Galaxy: *neighs* But I thought you were the one contacting the sponsors, what kind of sponsor solicitor are you?
Cheddar: I'm no sponsor solicitor. It's a fancy term mad 'up by Taco! I'm only givin' basic instructions in case none of ye underst'nd wat ye're bein' ask'd te do.
Esme: Which is?
Cheddar: 'kay, I'll starta explain if ye cud stop interrptin' me.
Esme: Which is?
Cheddar: 'kay, I'll starta explain if ye cud stop interrptin' me.
Cheddar: T'e first mission involvz sortin' t'e six of yous 'nto three duos stayin w'th three diffr'nt households all in differ'nt towns for two dayz. W'at 're ye waitin' for, go find ye'self ah partner!
Baxter: *jumps around energetically* WOOF WOOF! I'm an easy going dude and I'm fine with partnering up with anyone! Woohoo- any ladies interested? ;)
Doro: *snickers* I'll pass, geez.
Doro: These past few days have been... interesting. To be honest my fellow contestants aren't THAT bad, or at least not as bad as I feared. Kenai reminds me soooo much of Carlina, seems quite normal, but is quite weird. I feel sad for him though, I couldn't imagine losing Ben like that, but to be honest I wouldn't spent 4 years searching him, even though he is such a cutie.
Doro: Okay, back to the topic. Galaxy is a very bright character, but keeps getting a bit annoying with her educational speeches. You could've just told me that this was a barn, then I already would've get it. Baxter is okay, only his constant asking for chewing something is freaking me out. If he starts chewing one of my legs, I will definitely show him the weapons of a woman. In my case my paws, which aren't that soft if I am getting aggro.
Doro: Esme is probably my favourite of the whole bunch. Yeah, she kinda smells, but as soon as you are getting used to it, it's not that bad anymore. And actually she is a good skunk to hang out with. And I like her attitude, even though I wish she would come out of her shell a little bit, because she is very shy. Well, what can I say, the bunch is almost like my own family, only missing the obnoxious child Ben's dad normally would be. *laughs hysterically*
Kenai: *walks up to Galaxy* Hey, horse... Do you want to pair up with me...
Kenai: You said you like to travel and help others all around the world, I think we'll make it far as a duo. What do you think...?
Galaxy: Cool! It's Kenai, right? You can call me Galaxy. Do you like to travel as well? Of course I'd like to have you as my partner. Oh, maybe I'll share some cool stuff that happened on my voluntary job in Sunlit Tide with you. What do you think?
Kenai: Awesome! I'm excited... Miaow, Kenai and Galaxy want to form a duo!
Cheddar: Gotcha kitty. Any 'ore groupz?
Cheddar: Gotcha kitty. Any 'ore groupz?
Bubbles: *whines* Hmmf... Umph...
Cheddar: Hey, Bubblz, YE TAKIN' A DUMP???
Cheddar: Hey, Bubblz, YE TAKIN' A DUMP???
Bubbles: Wuf! I'm not taking a dump! It's just that I want to pee pee badly!
Baxter: Er, too much information... do you need to go outside?
Bubbles: Me thinks that'll be best... *rushes towards the door*
Bubbles: Me thinks that'll be best... *rushes towards the door*
Cheddar: Hold'on a sec, w'ere do ya'll think ye're goin'? *pulls Bubbles back by her collar forcefully*
Bubbles: WUF WUF... It hurts! I wanna pee pee! My bladder is going to explode!
Cheddar: Did I giv' ye permission te leave? Ye're not gettin' ye right te pee 'til ye've chosen a partner! Ye hear me not?
Cheddar: Did I giv' ye permission te leave? Ye're not gettin' ye right te pee 'til ye've chosen a partner! Ye hear me not?
Bubbles: Wuf... wuf... I can't hold it anymore... *whines*
Galaxy: Cheddar, I demand that you let go of Bubbles IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Galaxy: You're violating the third section of Appaloosa Plains Animal Rights Act which guarantees all animals to have unrestricted access to the entire distribution of available resource units to fulfil their vital needs. Violation of this section is serious enough to be considered as felony. Surely you wouldn't want to be locked behind bars for the rest of your life, right?
Cheddar: Fine. *lets go of Bubbles' collar*
Bubbles: *shrieks* WUF WUF!! *runs out the barn hurriedly*
Cheddar: I'm impres'd to hear ye quotin' APAR Acts but t'ere's one thin real important t'at ye miss'd, young lass.
Galaxy: Wait...? What are you talking about? I studied pre-law during my voluntary internship last summer.
Galaxy: Wait...? What are you talking about? I studied pre-law during my voluntary internship last summer.
Doro: It only applies to registered house pets holding a permanent residency here in Appaloosa Plains. Bubbles is from San Myshuno, if you still recall. Hence making her ineligible for gaining the protection. In fact, none of us are.
Cheddar: Bravo, puss. I shu'd have lock'd 'er up 'n t'is barn 'n see 'er wet 'erself.
Galaxy: *groans* ...
Esme: *trots in tiny circles* Hmm-hmm...
Esme: Hello, dog. Have you found a partner?
Baxter: Nope, I'm still looking for someone to group up with me.
Baxter: Nope, I'm still looking for someone to group up with me.
Esme: Hey, the thing is... I was wondering... I was wondering if you'd like to pair up with me, if you have no objection... but you don't have to if you don't feel like doing it, that's completely up to you!
Baxter: Whoa, once at a time, I can't catch you that fast. Take it easy, girl!
Baxter: Whoa, once at a time, I can't catch you that fast. Take it easy, girl!
Esme: Okay, *takes a deep breath* would you like to have me as your partner?
Baxter: WOOF! Of course! We'd definitely rock things up! Let's roll! >:)
Esme: Yay! Cheddar, Baxter's pairing up with me.
Cheddar: T'at's very nice of him, eh? Okay, who's left' ver? Oh, yez, peeing Bubblz 'n smarty puss.
Cheddar: T'at's very nice of him, eh? Okay, who's left' ver? Oh, yez, peeing Bubblz 'n smarty puss.
Bubbles: *strides in the barn cheerfully* Wuf! I just released all pressure built upon the wall of my bladder! I've been resuscitated! Wuf wuf! Now, who's gonna be Queen Doggy Minaj's partner?
Baxter: Again, too much information! We don't need an update on your bladder status every so often! Woof!
Esme: Touché...
Kenai: Miaow, she really is obsessed with this bladder talk, I'd say.
Esme: Touché...
Kenai: Miaow, she really is obsessed with this bladder talk, I'd say.
Bubbles: Hey dog, wanna be my partner? ;3
Baxter: Sorry, I...
Baxter: Sorry, I...
Cheddar: *clears throat and shoves Bubbles towards* She's ye partner!
Bubbles: Ouch! Easy! I'm precious!
Bubbles: Ouch! Easy! I'm precious!
Doro: Meow-
Bubbles: *cries* AAHHHH!!! A CAT!!!
Doro: Serious, do I really need to be this halfwit's partner? I would have lost the mission already.
Cheddar: Wut do ye 'xpect, yous 're leftovers. Say hi 'n try not te bite each other's head off, won't ye?
Doro: Serious, do I really need to be this halfwit's partner? I would have lost the mission already.
Cheddar: Wut do ye 'xpect, yous 're leftovers. Say hi 'n try not te bite each other's head off, won't ye?
Bubbles: *barks nervously and backs off timidly* Wuf wuf! I don't want a cat partner!!
Doro: You'd better cover up you pathetic throat if you don't shut the fuck up.
Cheddar: Easy ye animals! Calm down 'n listen te me! Durin' t'is 2-day-stay ya'll need te find thingz te do all bah ye'selves. Yes, ye find ye own mission. Ev'ryone's got differ'nt things arranged for 'em so get prepared. Ye won't get no help from others 'cept for ye partner, t'at is, if ye find' em trustworthy.
Galaxy: Well, you could at least tell us where to go right? Human world is enormous. And I mean enormous it's gigantic. You can't expect us to just walk around the towns asking them to accommodate us for a night?
Episode One: Find Your Sponsor
???: Unbelievable!
Galaxy: *neighs in a disgruntled manner* No need to say more. He is indeed the most irresponsible dog I've ever met since I've left home, I mean, what was that little mind of his thinking? I can't believe he'd say that.
Kenai: Hey, that's too harsh. Poor Taco's still a little pup...
Galaxy: No, I'm not talking about Taco. He's a cutie. I'm complaining about Cheddar and his arrogant behaviour. He is selfish, evil and obviously doesn't give a dime for other animal's well-being. He only cares about finishing his job as quickly as possible so he can move on with his 'precious' life at the expense of others' suffering.
Kenai: Hey, that's too harsh. Poor Taco's still a little pup...
Galaxy: No, I'm not talking about Taco. He's a cutie. I'm complaining about Cheddar and his arrogant behaviour. He is selfish, evil and obviously doesn't give a dime for other animal's well-being. He only cares about finishing his job as quickly as possible so he can move on with his 'precious' life at the expense of others' suffering.
Kenai: I have to admit that I almost jumped up to the ceiling when he bit Bubbles on her collar. It was so painful to watch, just thinking of it sends me the quivers... *shakes his head* God...
Galaxy: I'm thinking that Cheddar could still be sued for physically harassing a dog. That will teach him a lesson.
Kenai: Actually, it's not our place to judge whether or not he should be punished for it. Bubbles was the victim... She'll have to make a decision on her own instead of us.
Galaxy: I'm thinking that Cheddar could still be sued for physically harassing a dog. That will teach him a lesson.
Kenai: Actually, it's not our place to judge whether or not he should be punished for it. Bubbles was the victim... She'll have to make a decision on her own instead of us.
Galaxy: I know, you're right. Poor Bubbles. I hope she won't feel too overwhelmed by that feline partner of hers. Doro doesn't seem that friendly to me. You remember the scream Bubbles made when she knew that her partner's a cat? My my, as if she was run over by a school bus.
Kenai: Speaking of which, how do you manage to understand me so well, Galaxy? I'm curious. I've never had such smooth a conversation with a horse before... Plus you have a really fascinating accent.
Galaxy: I do? How so?
Kenai: Yeah, you stress almost every vowel near the end of a sentence. That's unusual amongst cats, let alone hearing it from a horse. Galaxy, you're a horse, right...?
Galaxy: I do? How so?
Kenai: Yeah, you stress almost every vowel near the end of a sentence. That's unusual amongst cats, let alone hearing it from a horse. Galaxy, you're a horse, right...?
Galaxy: What part of me doesn't look equine enough to you, cat? *snickers* Well, thanks for the compliment. I'd say it's my innate talent in language learning. My parents wanted to further develop this gift and sent me to a teacher who also possesses the same ability in understanding other species' tongues and I learned so much from her. She helped me a lot and I'm so grateful to her for everything, especially for fuelling my passion in languages even more.
Kenai: That's very nice of your parents to find you a teacher who's able to kindle your interest in languages. So you mean you can understand beavers? They never talk with their mouths empty, you know.
Galaxy: They do have a very strong accent, I must confess. But most of the time, yes. If it doesn't work then you just have to guess what they're referring to by their body languages and gestures usage.
Kenai: That's very nice of your parents to find you a teacher who's able to kindle your interest in languages. So you mean you can understand beavers? They never talk with their mouths empty, you know.
Galaxy: They do have a very strong accent, I must confess. But most of the time, yes. If it doesn't work then you just have to guess what they're referring to by their body languages and gestures usage.
Kenai: Miaow... fair enough.
Galaxy: Have I told you that my partner is a cat? I think I may have got this weird accent from him, haha.
Kenai: Your... partner? You mean as a lover...?
Galaxy: Have I told you that my partner is a cat? I think I may have got this weird accent from him, haha.
Kenai: Your... partner? You mean as a lover...?
Galaxy: What? Me and Gypsy? *neighs* Of course not! He's not my type, if I were to be really honest. I mean he is a good companion to have in business. But if we're talking about getting in a more intimate, serious type of relationship then I've got no clue.
Kenai: 'cause he's a cat?
Galaxy: Maybe...
Kenai: 'cause he's a cat?
Galaxy: Maybe...
Kenai: Ooh, you don't know what cat's are like, do you? Miaow! Or is it because of his height? You're too tall. To me you're almost like a light tower.
Galaxy: No, it's not the height that bothers me though...
Kenai: Then what is it?
Galaxy: No, it's not the height that bothers me though...
Kenai: Then what is it?
Galaxy: Hey, maybe we should focus more on the mission and find the sponsor's house before we continue our chitchat, what do you think?
Kenai: Miaow, I've almost forgot about the mission, sorry... At least they told us where to find them so we don't have to knock on each door we walk past through.
Galaxy: Thank Taco for that. That's his idea.
Kenai: Alright... *yawns*
Kenai: Miaow, I've almost forgot about the mission, sorry... At least they told us where to find them so we don't have to knock on each door we walk past through.
Galaxy: Thank Taco for that. That's his idea.
Kenai: Alright... *yawns*
Galaxy: ... Hey, Kenai.
Kenai: Hmm?
Galaxy: Do you need a lift? You look tired. I can carry you, if you want.
Kenai: Hmm?
Galaxy: Do you need a lift? You look tired. I can carry you, if you want.
Kenai: Really? Miaow, thank you. I'm a bit exhausted after travelling a whole day...
Galaxy: *snorts* No problem, hop on then!
Galaxy: *snorts* No problem, hop on then!
Kenai: Thanks! *jumps on Galaxy's back* Ooh! It's so comfy...
Galaxy: Sit still and try not to fall down, okay?
Kenai: Don't you worry, I'm a cat who's used to living in the trees. Miaow...
Kenai: Don't you worry, I'm a cat who's used to living in the trees. Miaow...
Kenai: Thanks, Galaxy.
Galaxy: You're welcome, my friend.
Galaxy: You're welcome, my friend.
Galaxy: *yawns* This is going to be long night...
???: Achooo! Brr... it's kinda chilly!
???: Bless you.
???: Bless you.
Baxter: Thanks. I'm not that used to the cold in the morning. Let's find the sponsor's house and get indoors as soon as possible! WOOF!
Esme: ...
Baxter: Hey, you alright?
Esme: ...
Baxter: Hey, you alright?
Esme: Yeah! I am fine. Yes... Sir Woofington.
Baxter: Please, call me Baxter. And your name is Esme, right? Sorry it usually takes me sometime to memorise names haha.
Esme: Okay, Baxter... have you ever been to this town of 'Starlight Shores'?
Baxter: Please, call me Baxter. And your name is Esme, right? Sorry it usually takes me sometime to memorise names haha.
Esme: Okay, Baxter... have you ever been to this town of 'Starlight Shores'?
Baxter: I have heard of its name from my owner a few times before. He was watching this so-called 'soapy' opera taking place in Sunlight Shores? I wasn't interested in it anyway, for some reason humans do enjoy watching people get stuck inside an electric box that keeps making funny noises. Humans sure have an odd taste for entertainment, woof...
Esme: As far as I am concerned, they also like to pay us a visit to this beautiful garden where I used to live with my flat mates.
Baxter: Sounds nice... but what do you mean 'used to'? Did you move out?
Esme: As far as I am concerned, they also like to pay us a visit to this beautiful garden where I used to live with my flat mates.
Baxter: Sounds nice... but what do you mean 'used to'? Did you move out?
Esme: Well, you can put it that way, I guess. It's... complicated.
Baxter: I do hope we're heading towards the right direction. According to Cheddar, we should have walked past a pond before seeing a giant sign erected on the hills.
Esme: A giant sign? We won't miss it!
Baxter: But we're yet to find the pond...
Baxter: I do hope we're heading towards the right direction. According to Cheddar, we should have walked past a pond before seeing a giant sign erected on the hills.
Esme: A giant sign? We won't miss it!
Baxter: But we're yet to find the pond...
Baxter: *barks abruptively* WOOF WOOF!! WOOF!!
Esme: *trembles timidly* What... what's wrong?! Dog, what's wrong? I can't move... Help! Help!
Baxter: *sniffs* Hmm... grass is moist. *sniffs* Doesn't smell like canine. *sniffs* Could be morning dew?
Esme: What do you smell? Is it a wild bear? Please tell me it's not a wild bear!
Esme: What do you smell? Is it a wild bear? Please tell me it's not a wild bear!
Baxter: Erm, Esme, I would need to ask you not to come over.
Esme: *whispers* Why? Are we in a bear's territory?
Baxter: Nope, don't be silly. It smells nothing like bears.
Esme: *whispers* Why? Are we in a bear's territory?
Baxter: Nope, don't be silly. It smells nothing like bears.
Esme: ... Phew! *sits down on the grass* Thank goodness. Sorry for over reacting... you see, I used to live in the woods with my family and it was quite usual for predators like wild bears and wolves to attack on us when we were deeply asleep.
Baxter: Woof, that must be tough living in the woods. My owner occasionally leashes me to the fences when he and his family are away but I live indoors most of the time so I can't imagine how staying alert constantly or getting ready to run for your life feels like... I mean, we gotta be careful, that's true. We're in the middle of nowhere and bone marrow knows what will happen the next second.
Baxter: Woof, that must be tough living in the woods. My owner occasionally leashes me to the fences when he and his family are away but I live indoors most of the time so I can't imagine how staying alert constantly or getting ready to run for your life feels like... I mean, we gotta be careful, that's true. We're in the middle of nowhere and bone marrow knows what will happen the next second.
Esme: Indeed. Well, I hope we'll arrive at the sponsor's house very soon... Let's move on, then. I'm getting a bit hungry now. Haven't eaten for days. *stomach rumbles*
Baxter: Erm, the thing is that, I just found this gorgeous piece of rock next to me.
Esme: It's pretty large. I'd say that. But just like any other rocks it looks perfectly normal, why?
Baxter: Yeah, but it's also perfect for peeing on. Its size, its shape, its height...
Esme: It's pretty large. I'd say that. But just like any other rocks it looks perfectly normal, why?
Baxter: Yeah, but it's also perfect for peeing on. Its size, its shape, its height...
Esme: Ooh, ooh!! I'll look away now...!
Baxter: Woof, thanks for being considerate, skunk. I've been holding this since we left the barn.
Esme: But that's almost 7 hours ago?
Baxter: Woof, thanks for being considerate, skunk. I've been holding this since we left the barn.
Esme: But that's almost 7 hours ago?
Baxter: I didn't drink much water yesterday otherwise I would have to stop several times for the toilet break. That would be a nuisance, woof.
Esme: Maybe you shouldn't talk when you're busying dealing with your 'business', dog.
Baxter: Oops, I'll shut up now.
Esme: Maybe you shouldn't talk when you're busying dealing with your 'business', dog.
Baxter: Oops, I'll shut up now.
Esme: Ooh, this lovely fragrance and snowy petals... are those... wild daisies?
Baxter: Hey, there! Can you whistle? I can't get any of 'em out.
Esme: Just keep trying please, tell me once you're done. I'll wait over here. *walks towards the wild daisies*
Baxter: Hey, there! Can you whistle? I can't get any of 'em out.
Esme: Just keep trying please, tell me once you're done. I'll wait over here. *walks towards the wild daisies*
Esme: Lovely little flowers. How soft... *kisses flowers* Good morning to you, and to you.*sniffs around* Hmm...
*hums softly*
There is a flower within my heart,
Daisy, Daisy,
Whether she loves me or loves me not,
Sometimes it's hard to tell,
Yet I am longing to share the lot,
Of beautiful Daisy-
Baxter: Woof woof!!
*hums softly*
There is a flower within my heart,
Daisy, Daisy,
Whether she loves me or loves me not,
Sometimes it's hard to tell,
Yet I am longing to share the lot,
Of beautiful Daisy-
Baxter: Woof woof!!
Baxter: Hey, sorry for the wait but I'm done here. Let's move on, shall we?
Esme: Yeah... that'll be best, let's go.
Baxter: What's that flower under? Is it edible?
Esme: Yeah... that'll be best, let's go.
Baxter: What's that flower under? Is it edible?
Esme: Hmm, I guess they are... But I prefer freshly picked wild berries to chewing off that lovely petals of theirs. What do you think?
Baxter: I'd love to have a bone to chew on. That's all I would ask for now, seriously. Flower petals are hardly filling.
Baxter: I'd love to have a bone to chew on. That's all I would ask for now, seriously. Flower petals are hardly filling.
Esme: Okie dokie, let's go. Bye bye, dearies.
Baxter: Who are you talking to?
Esme: The daisies.
Baxter: Is it a custom of skunks? Like saying goodbye to plants before leaving?
Esme: It's a habit of mine. I find it relaxing when I talk to flowers. It soothes my nerves and clears up my anxiety. *sighs*
Baxter: Who are you talking to?
Esme: The daisies.
Baxter: Is it a custom of skunks? Like saying goodbye to plants before leaving?
Esme: It's a habit of mine. I find it relaxing when I talk to flowers. It soothes my nerves and clears up my anxiety. *sighs*
Baxter: You sure it's not the singing that calms you down?
Esme: Wha... what are you talking about? I didn't!
Baxter: You were singing something about daisy? *barks as he tries to imitate Esme* Daisy... daisy...
Esme: Wha... what are you talking about? I didn't!
Baxter: You were singing something about daisy? *barks as he tries to imitate Esme* Daisy... daisy...
Esme: Maybe we should go find a pond that we can drink from, I'm thirsty.
Baxter: *giggles* Because of singing? WOOF!
Esme: Not because of that, mind you.
Baxter: Woof, whatever you say, follow me, Esme. There is a pond nearby.
Baxter: *giggles* Because of singing? WOOF!
Esme: Not because of that, mind you.
Baxter: Woof, whatever you say, follow me, Esme. There is a pond nearby.
Esme: Huh? How come we didn't notice this pond behind the rock?
Baxter: I have no idea either. But if this is the pond that Cheddar was talking about, then we're almost there. We're probably at the outskirts of Starlight Shores.
Esme: Which means we'll going to see the giant sign on the hills, right?
Baxter: Exactly.
Baxter: I have no idea either. But if this is the pond that Cheddar was talking about, then we're almost there. We're probably at the outskirts of Starlight Shores.
Esme: Which means we'll going to see the giant sign on the hills, right?
Baxter: Exactly.
Esme: Let's drink some fresh water first.
Baxter: Hey, that's exactly what I was going to say. Wanna swim, skunk? I dare you to race to the other side of the pond and back with me, WOOF!
Esme: I'm not a good swimmer but... thanks for the invitation. *sips from the pond quietly*
Baxter: Woof... you're such a killjoy.*drinks from the pond*
Baxter: Hey, that's exactly what I was going to say. Wanna swim, skunk? I dare you to race to the other side of the pond and back with me, WOOF!
Esme: I'm not a good swimmer but... thanks for the invitation. *sips from the pond quietly*
Baxter: Woof... you're such a killjoy.*drinks from the pond*
*morning birds chirping*
???: Wuf! Wuf!
???: Wuf wuf! Wuf! Wuf wuf!!
Bubbles: *whines uncomfortably* Wuuuuff... Wuuuufff...
Doro: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you, Bubbles? Can't you see that I'm trying to find our sponsor's house and I need to concentrate so please, be quiet for a minute or two.
Doro: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you, Bubbles? Can't you see that I'm trying to find our sponsor's house and I need to concentrate so please, be quiet for a minute or two.
Bubbles: Wuf... I know. But I am starving. Can we find some restaurant where we can have some free food? *stomach rumbles*
Doro: Jesus, there's no such thing as 'free food' on this planet. Humans are never tired of bribing naïve dogs like you with free shit so that you will become their slave. You need to get your facts straight, dummy.
Bubbles: Hey, that's not true! Back in San Myshuno's spice market there were many festival food hawkers who offered me free food such as fried chicken and grilled cheese and sometimes even Cantonese-style fried rice with prawns! I think they are nice humans.
Doro: Jesus, there's no such thing as 'free food' on this planet. Humans are never tired of bribing naïve dogs like you with free shit so that you will become their slave. You need to get your facts straight, dummy.
Bubbles: Hey, that's not true! Back in San Myshuno's spice market there were many festival food hawkers who offered me free food such as fried chicken and grilled cheese and sometimes even Cantonese-style fried rice with prawns! I think they are nice humans.
Doro: Ooh, you mean 'fancy' leftovers? *stomach rumbles* Meow... now you're making me hungry, please stop. That's very nice of them, I should think. Did they mention how tasty you look?
Bubbles: Why would they say such thing? They stroked me on my back and watched me feasting on their food happily. And after that I even asked to be cuddled and they petted me like their children.
Doro: Why not follow them home then? If you like them so much.
Bubbles: I... I couldn't. I begged them but they didn't let me on their trucks.
Bubbles: Why would they say such thing? They stroked me on my back and watched me feasting on their food happily. And after that I even asked to be cuddled and they petted me like their children.
Doro: Why not follow them home then? If you like them so much.
Bubbles: I... I couldn't. I begged them but they didn't let me on their trucks.
Doro: Ha! Sounds like someone's looking for a new home?
Bubbles: That's why I'm signing up for this show. I want to find a new family that is willing to keep me as their dog.
Doro: 'cause you're tired of city living?
Bubbles: No, I need a new owner who can... who genuinely cares about me.
Bubbles: That's why I'm signing up for this show. I want to find a new family that is willing to keep me as their dog.
Doro: 'cause you're tired of city living?
Bubbles: No, I need a new owner who can... who genuinely cares about me.
Bubbles: I don't know if running away from your previous owner is a good choice, but I think it's for the best. I didn't feel loved by him, and that's why I ran away from that house. I'm currently searching for a house to stay in. I was once the happiest dog, but right now, I'm just a hopeless dog who ran away from her owner's house.
Bubbles: Hey, cat! Hold on a second! *sniffs sniffs* I can smell omelette and bacon! Maybe we should stop by a café or diner nearby before we go to the sponsor's house?
Doro: That's such a brilliant idea, why don't we knock on some random stranger's front door and risk getting cooked??? What part of my speech you don't understand? They are luring us with food, dog! Plus we have to find the Rodgers household. You're the one who chose them as our sponsor after all, don't you remember?
Bubbles: But their house is soooooo far away. We've been walking the whole night and I'm exhausted and hungry. I can't walk any further. I need someone to cuddle and carry me... *sits down and cries* Wuf! Wuf wuf!
Doro: That's such a brilliant idea, why don't we knock on some random stranger's front door and risk getting cooked??? What part of my speech you don't understand? They are luring us with food, dog! Plus we have to find the Rodgers household. You're the one who chose them as our sponsor after all, don't you remember?
Bubbles: But their house is soooooo far away. We've been walking the whole night and I'm exhausted and hungry. I can't walk any further. I need someone to cuddle and carry me... *sits down and cries* Wuf! Wuf wuf!
Doro: You know what? I have had enough of this crap. I will go and find the Rodgers house on my own and you can go find a bistro a diner or even a trash can just do whatever you frickin' want. I DON'T CARE!
Bubbles: Wuf! Hey wait! Why are you walking that way? That's where we came from?
Doro: I'm gonna find myself some peace! Get out of my sight, dog!
Bubbles: *shouts* But I don't know where the Rodgers' house is? I can't read!
Doro: Auf Wiedersehen! Good riddance...
Bubbles: Wuf! Hey wait! Why are you walking that way? That's where we came from?
Doro: I'm gonna find myself some peace! Get out of my sight, dog!
Bubbles: *shouts* But I don't know where the Rodgers' house is? I can't read!
Doro: Auf Wiedersehen! Good riddance...
Bubbles: Ooh boy... I need to get some help... *barks loudly* Anyone around? Hello? I need some food! Wuf wuf!!
*frogs croaking*
???: Miaow... Have we arrived? *yawns*
???: I believe we are getting there. You see, we've arrived at the swampy wastelands.
???: Oh?
???: I believe we are getting there. You see, we've arrived at the swampy wastelands.
???: Oh?
Kenai: Hey, thanks for carrying me. You must have worn out completely.
Galaxy: *neighs* Don't mention it. I thought it would be faster if I carried you and see? We're in Twinbrook already! Anyway, did you sleep well?
Kenai: Yes, it was lovely.*yawns* Only if we didn't have to travel for this long...
Galaxy: *neighs* Don't mention it. I thought it would be faster if I carried you and see? We're in Twinbrook already! Anyway, did you sleep well?
Kenai: Yes, it was lovely.*yawns* Only if we didn't have to travel for this long...
Galaxy: I agree. I'm getting a bit hungry now. Maybe we should stop nearby the swamp and have a short break, what do you think?
Kenai: I'm usually still sleeping in the morning but my daily schedule has already be messed up completely so... why not? Ooh, there's a lake nearby. Maybe we can catch some fish, miaow?
Galaxy: I'm fine with that but do you know how to swim?
Kenai: I'm usually still sleeping in the morning but my daily schedule has already be messed up completely so... why not? Ooh, there's a lake nearby. Maybe we can catch some fish, miaow?
Galaxy: I'm fine with that but do you know how to swim?
Kenai: I'm not going to hide and pretend that I don't dislike water. But believe me, most cats CAN swim. We're just not that into aquatic activities as dogs do. Humans often presume that we cannot swim because we occasionally over-struggle a bit when being forced to confront water. Like last time my owner tried to give my poor little brother a bubble bath to get rid of mites. And in return my brother gifted him a neat scratch right in the middle of his chest.
Galaxy: Ouch... Is it because he didn't like the feeling of getting your coat soaked?
Kenai: Precisely... Wet fur is not only heavier but the strange odour coming from the watery substance is even worse.
Galaxy: Ouch... Is it because he didn't like the feeling of getting your coat soaked?
Kenai: Precisely... Wet fur is not only heavier but the strange odour coming from the watery substance is even worse.
Galaxy: You mean chlorine from water pipes? Yeah, that stinks... so, where were we? Ooh, are you still catching fish for breakfast then?
Kenai: Only if there are any fish in this muddy pond... I think we need a net or something similar to it in order to catch them. You know, I really don't want to risk getting soaked this earning in the morning...
Galaxy: Neither would I. Thank goodness it's summer. The weather could be worse in autumn.
Kenai: Only if there are any fish in this muddy pond... I think we need a net or something similar to it in order to catch them. You know, I really don't want to risk getting soaked this earning in the morning...
Galaxy: Neither would I. Thank goodness it's summer. The weather could be worse in autumn.
Kenai: Miaow, I don't see any fish though...
Galaxy: Shh, don't stay too close to the swamp. Be aware of snakes and alligators. These reptiles like to rest on the muddy surface close to the water, especially in the morning.
Kenai: Don't worry about me, I'm watching my back. *quickly sticks paw into water*
Galaxy: Shh, don't stay too close to the swamp. Be aware of snakes and alligators. These reptiles like to rest on the muddy surface close to the water, especially in the morning.
Kenai: Don't worry about me, I'm watching my back. *quickly sticks paw into water*
Galaxy: Any luck, Kenai?
Kenai: Shh, we need to be quiet, I don't want the fish to be scared away... *licks mud off paw* Gross, I hate mud.
Galaxy: *neighs quietly* Ooh, sorry. I'll be quiet from now until you've caught something.
Kenai: Shh, we need to be quiet, I don't want the fish to be scared away... *licks mud off paw* Gross, I hate mud.
Galaxy: *neighs quietly* Ooh, sorry. I'll be quiet from now until you've caught something.
Baxter: Hmm...
Esme: What's wrong, Baxter?
Baxter: Nothing. It's just that I have noticed that this black car is the twelfth car travelling past us within 3 minutes.
Esme: So? What are you trying to say?
Baxter: It also means that we are getting closer to where humans' inhabit, the downtown district! WOOF-
Esme: What's wrong, Baxter?
Baxter: Nothing. It's just that I have noticed that this black car is the twelfth car travelling past us within 3 minutes.
Esme: So? What are you trying to say?
Baxter: It also means that we are getting closer to where humans' inhabit, the downtown district! WOOF-
Esme: Oh, really? *pants* That's sweet. I don't think I can walk any further.
Baxter: Good news is that from now on we don't have to worry about wild beasts anymore. Humans have this ability to keep our predators out of their territories. I'd like to know how they manage to do that.
Esme: But you said we're entering a highly populated region of their territory called 'city', right?
Baxter: Good news is that from now on we don't have to worry about wild beasts anymore. Humans have this ability to keep our predators out of their territories. I'd like to know how they manage to do that.
Esme: But you said we're entering a highly populated region of their territory called 'city', right?
Baxter: Woof? Right?
Esme: Then we should be aware of those humans holding a net.
Baxter: Woof? A net?
Esme: I've heard from some acquaintances of mine saying that they usually patrol around the streets searching for animals to catch before sending them to a torture house called 'shelter' where caught animals are locked up in tiny cages for the rest for their lives.
Esme: Then we should be aware of those humans holding a net.
Baxter: Woof? A net?
Esme: I've heard from some acquaintances of mine saying that they usually patrol around the streets searching for animals to catch before sending them to a torture house called 'shelter' where caught animals are locked up in tiny cages for the rest for their lives.
Baxter: Oh, you mean animal rescue team?
Esme: The animal... what?
Baxter: Animal Rescue team. They are a voluntary group of kindhearted humans taking homeless animals in for veterinary care, providing them with food, intensive care and a place to live. I believe my owner's a part of it, too. To put it in other words, they save animals.
Esme: The animal... what?
Baxter: Animal Rescue team. They are a voluntary group of kindhearted humans taking homeless animals in for veterinary care, providing them with food, intensive care and a place to live. I believe my owner's a part of it, too. To put it in other words, they save animals.
Esme: They help homeless animals? They do?
Baxter: Yup. I've heard that in some other countries such as Norway are now building a homeless animal trauma recovery centre dedicated to assist animals with mental disorder. Humans are really nice creatures who genuinely care about our welfare.
Baxter: Yup. I've heard that in some other countries such as Norway are now building a homeless animal trauma recovery centre dedicated to assist animals with mental disorder. Humans are really nice creatures who genuinely care about our welfare.
Esme: But what makes you feel so positive about this programme? Is it really what it seems...?
Baxter: Hey, I don't know about you but I think you're kinda too scared of humans. Sounds like you don't find them trustworthy as I do?
Esme: No... I liked humans. Some of them even thought I was different and weren't afraid of my kind. It's just that... well, I don't really want to talk about it now. I believe some humans are friendly but we just got to be careful. Now, let's move on, shall we?
Baxter: Woof, I was about to say that we've arrived at our destination already-
Baxter: Hey, I don't know about you but I think you're kinda too scared of humans. Sounds like you don't find them trustworthy as I do?
Esme: No... I liked humans. Some of them even thought I was different and weren't afraid of my kind. It's just that... well, I don't really want to talk about it now. I believe some humans are friendly but we just got to be careful. Now, let's move on, shall we?
Baxter: Woof, I was about to say that we've arrived at our destination already-
Baxter: Welcome to the city of Starlight Shores!
*bell ringing*
???: Oh my. What time is it now...
Doro: Seriously, they pour time, money and effort to invent a talking toilet but have no intention on fixing a damn clock that's stopped working? What the fuck is this city council thinking? Who needs a toilet that talks anyway? *sighs*
Doro: Note to self: Never underestimate the absurdity of human mind.
Doro: Note to self: Never underestimate the absurdity of human mind.
Doro: *stomach rumbles* Meow... I'm starving. Where the fuck is Rodgers' house? They'd better be well prepared to greet me with tuna or I'm showing them the greatest weapon of a cat and THAT'S saying something.
Doro: Pfft. I wonder how Bubbles' doing... As if I care. I'm gonna find the house before she does and prove that I'm far more superior than any drooling dogs! I don't need no partner to do this, because I'm Dorothea Schiffer, MEO... *stomach rumbles again*
Doro: ...but maybe I should have some food... dang it. I'm definitely filing a lawsuit against the ENTIRE production team for starving me on purpose! Unforgivable, ugh!!!
Doro: ...but maybe I should have some food... dang it. I'm definitely filing a lawsuit against the ENTIRE production team for starving me on purpose! Unforgivable, ugh!!!
Kenai: Oh no. I think we're officially lost.
Galaxy: Hey, just because we've been wandering around this pond for almost two hours doesn't mean that we've lost our direction! Trust me, we can definitely find a way out!
Galaxy: Hey, just because we've been wandering around this pond for almost two hours doesn't mean that we've lost our direction! Trust me, we can definitely find a way out!
Kenai: But do you know where we really are? Or where the sponsor's mansion is located at all?
Galaxy: Well, I can remember their address, it's Pheasant Hollow, 26 Puddlewick Drive.
Kenai: Miaow, let's see if we can ask for help from some locals... Galaxy, you're taller than me, can you see anyone around?
Galaxy: Nope, all I can see is swamp and trees and another swamp. I don't think anyone would like to hang out around this place with such high humidity level.
Galaxy: Well, I can remember their address, it's Pheasant Hollow, 26 Puddlewick Drive.
Kenai: Miaow, let's see if we can ask for help from some locals... Galaxy, you're taller than me, can you see anyone around?
Galaxy: Nope, all I can see is swamp and trees and another swamp. I don't think anyone would like to hang out around this place with such high humidity level.
Kenai: I second that. My fur's getting moist because of the fog. And I'm not a fan of this sensation.
Galaxy: But I can't see anyone around...
Galaxy: But I can't see anyone around...
Kenai: *notices the sign* Hey! What's that sign about?
Galaxy: Oh, that one, you mean? It's speed limit for vehicles passing through the wooden bridge. I'm not sure if that's helpful to us though. I don't drive. Do you?
Galaxy: Oh, that one, you mean? It's speed limit for vehicles passing through the wooden bridge. I'm not sure if that's helpful to us though. I don't drive. Do you?
Kenai: I have a stolen driver's license. It's my owner's, by the way. Since we don't have a car right now, I don't think it's possible for me to drive.
Galaxy: I'm afraid that you're not allowed to drive anyway...
Kenai: Ooh, by the way, I know that I have seen that sign some where before!
Galaxy: I'm afraid that you're not allowed to drive anyway...
Kenai: Ooh, by the way, I know that I have seen that sign some where before!
Galaxy: Yeah, that's for speed limit control.
Kenai: Miaow, it's an age limit. It means that no passengers under 20 should be allowed to pass through. Normally humans put it on a glass bottle or magazines but nearby a bridge? That's odd. I've never seen anyone putting such strange a sign before.
Galaxy: *neighs* Strange, indeed. Oh? Look! Someone's coming! *neighs loudly* Hello? We need some help here!
Kenai: Miaow, it's an age limit. It means that no passengers under 20 should be allowed to pass through. Normally humans put it on a glass bottle or magazines but nearby a bridge? That's odd. I've never seen anyone putting such strange a sign before.
Galaxy: *neighs* Strange, indeed. Oh? Look! Someone's coming! *neighs loudly* Hello? We need some help here!
Kenai: Miaow? Is that a cat?
Galaxy: Oh? Yes, it is! *keeps neighing* Hello?
???: Miaw?
Galaxy: Oh? Yes, it is! *keeps neighing* Hello?
???: Miaw?
???: Miaw?
Kenai: Miaow! Miaow! Over here!
Galaxy: *neighs* Hello!
Kenai: Miaow! Miaow! Over here!
Galaxy: *neighs* Hello!
???: Miaw? Miaw!
Galaxy: *attempts to miaow* Hi! Finally, some help!
Galaxy: *attempts to miaow* Hi! Finally, some help!
???: Miaw! Is everything okay? What's the matter, foreigners?
Kenai: Please help us, we're lost in this swampy wasteland and can't find a way out! This whole fog is wetting my outer coat!
Galaxy: And we're paying this household a visit, their address is Pheasant Hollow, 26 Puddlewick Drive, do you know where it is?
???: Hmm... I'm not sure if I've heard of that street before but Pheasant Hollow... no, doesn't ring any bells either. Sorry. Miaw, may I ask what the household's surname is?
Kenai: Please help us, we're lost in this swampy wasteland and can't find a way out! This whole fog is wetting my outer coat!
Galaxy: And we're paying this household a visit, their address is Pheasant Hollow, 26 Puddlewick Drive, do you know where it is?
???: Hmm... I'm not sure if I've heard of that street before but Pheasant Hollow... no, doesn't ring any bells either. Sorry. Miaw, may I ask what the household's surname is?
Kenai: Miaow, of course! It's Neck. Hehe, an odd one, I must add.
???: Neck... *ponders*
Galaxy: He means the Knacks, sorry.
Kenai: Ooh, yes, sorry, heh...
???: Neck... *ponders*
Galaxy: He means the Knacks, sorry.
Kenai: Ooh, yes, sorry, heh...
???: That wouldn't be too much of a problem. I know the Knacks. In fact, everyone living in Twinbrooks knows about them.
Galaxy: Really? Are they local celebrities?
Kenai: Are they rich?
Galaxy: Really? Are they local celebrities?
Kenai: Are they rich?
???: Yes they are. If you ask me, they are just a typical wealthy family in Twinbrook. But they are also the gossip centre of this town, unsurprisingly.
Galaxy: And why is that?
???: Because most people cannot stand the fact that the Knacks are living such luxurious a lifestyle compared to their own and those townies started to spread rumours around town verbally attacking the household out of jealousy.
Galaxy: And why is that?
???: Because most people cannot stand the fact that the Knacks are living such luxurious a lifestyle compared to their own and those townies started to spread rumours around town verbally attacking the household out of jealousy.
Kenai: I agree. That's also kind of immature.
Galaxy: Yes. Do you happen to know where they live?
???: Miaw, of course, I didn't live in Twinbrook for 4 years for nothing. Come on, I'll show you the way.
Kenai: Thanks very much! Meow!
Galaxy: Yes. Do you happen to know where they live?
???: Miaw, of course, I didn't live in Twinbrook for 4 years for nothing. Come on, I'll show you the way.
Kenai: Thanks very much! Meow!
???: You are welcome, my fellow foreign cat and horse.
Galaxy: But aren't you with that shirtless man? Is he with you?
???: Nah, he's just a random stranger who I've been stalking for awhile. I've got bigger fish to fry now.
Kenai: Okay...?
Galaxy: But aren't you with that shirtless man? Is he with you?
???: Nah, he's just a random stranger who I've been stalking for awhile. I've got bigger fish to fry now.
Kenai: Okay...?
???: By the way, sorry I didn't introduce myself properly. My name is Kathy. But most people just call me Kat, like Kit Kat. Not very helpful, I think. Heh.
Kenai: What's Kit Kat? It's a very cool name.
Galaxy: It's human junk food. Contains nothing healthy but saturated fat and lots and lots of sugar. By the way. what do you mean that you've got a bigger fish to fry?
Kenai: What's Kit Kat? It's a very cool name.
Galaxy: It's human junk food. Contains nothing healthy but saturated fat and lots and lots of sugar. By the way. what do you mean that you've got a bigger fish to fry?
Kathy: Yeah, my job is to bring you to the Knacks household, right?
Galaxy: Your job?
Galaxy: Your job?
Kathy: Miaw, I'm a co-host in Twinbrook. You guys signed up for Leashes and Skirts, didn't you?
Kenai: Miaow! You're a host?
Kathy: Not really, I'm only guiding you to the sponsor's house. You know, that pup's worried that you guys would get lost somewhere around and he was right.
Kenai: Miaow! You're a host?
Kathy: Not really, I'm only guiding you to the sponsor's house. You know, that pup's worried that you guys would get lost somewhere around and he was right.
Galaxy: You mean this is also Taco's idea?
Kathy: Bingo. His name is Taco, right. I always forget his name. Yes, it's his idea.
Galaxy: Bless Taco! He's so considerate. *grunts* Unlike someone...
Kathy: Bingo. His name is Taco, right. I always forget his name. Yes, it's his idea.
Galaxy: Bless Taco! He's so considerate. *grunts* Unlike someone...
Kenai: I say, let's move! We should get to their house as soon as possible! The mission should have started already, right?
Galaxy: Yeah, you're right, we'd better get going. I wonder if other groups have started.
Kathy: I doubt it. But let's go! It's quite far away from here.
Galaxy: Yeah, you're right, we'd better get going. I wonder if other groups have started.
Kathy: I doubt it. But let's go! It's quite far away from here.
Kenai: Hmm... Galaxy, maybe it will be faster if you carry us two? Please?
Galaxy: *neighs* Fine... hop on then.
Kathy & Kenai: Thanks!
Galaxy: *neighs* Fine... hop on then.
Kathy & Kenai: Thanks!
*birds chirping*
???: Wuf wuf! Wuf!
Bubbles: Wuf wuf wuf wuf!! Wuf wuf! Wuf wuf! *spins around*
???: Aww? See what we have here? It's a lovely Shih Tzu! How fluffy! How cute! :3
Bubbles: Wuf? Human? Human! Wuf! Wuf! Food!
Bubbles: Wuf? Human? Human! Wuf! Wuf! Food!
???: Ooh...?
Bubbles: *walks up to the woman* Wuf... do you have any spare food for me?
Bubbles: *walks up to the woman* Wuf... do you have any spare food for me?
Bubbles: *sniffs sniffs* Wuf! Wuf! Can you get me some breakfast?
???: Aww, hello you young fella...
???: Aww, hello you young fella...
Baxter: I've told you many times, it's safe here in the city.
Esme: How can you be so sure? You said you live in the countryside, didn't you?
Esme: How can you be so sure? You said you live in the countryside, didn't you?
Baxter: Well, I was raised in the country but my owners do work in the urban area and they used to bring me to the downtown district for a walk. I can't guarantee 100% but believe me, most humans are kind and harmless, okay? In order to gain their trust we got to trust them first, Esme.
Esme: But...
Baxter: Woof, listen to me, you're too stressed out at the moment. Do you want a break? We can take this, one step a time, don't worry. We're not behind.
Esme: But...
Baxter: Woof, listen to me, you're too stressed out at the moment. Do you want a break? We can take this, one step a time, don't worry. We're not behind.
Esme: But what if the other teams have already finished the mission and we're still wasting time taking a break here? We don't have time for this.
Baxter: To be honest... I don't know. Haha.
Esme: Baxter!
Baxter: To be honest... I don't know. Haha.
Esme: Baxter!
Baxter: But aren't you worn out? You didn't drink much water, you didn't take a short nap, you didn't have anything to eat for... for how long?
Esme: Almost three days.
Baxter: Woof! Good sweet bone marrow!
Esme: But I'm fine. Just have to find the house first.
Esme: Almost three days.
Baxter: Woof! Good sweet bone marrow!
Esme: But I'm fine. Just have to find the house first.
Baxter: Don't worry. We're getting there. I just know it. I'll walk in the front, in case there's any danger coming.
Esme: That's very sweet of you, thank you, Baxter.
Baxter: Don't mention it ;)
Esme: That's very sweet of you, thank you, Baxter.
Baxter: Don't mention it ;)
*birds chirping*
Doro: Meow... what a lovely morning, perfect for a good cosy nap on Ben's bed. *yawns*
Doro: I wonder how Ben's doing on that 'Mole' show? He'd better win lots and lots of simoleon so that he'll buy more quality tuna for me. Hmm... no, I can't think of food now. I have to find the damn house.
Doro: I wonder how Ben's doing on that 'Mole' show? He'd better win lots and lots of simoleon so that he'll buy more quality tuna for me. Hmm... no, I can't think of food now. I have to find the damn house.
Doro: *sighs* Meow... I miss my old bed. I miss my blanket... I miss having a good fight with Carlina... I always win. What can I say? Because she's too stupid to beat me. I miss Ben. Well, I hope he's making new friends who will also love me more than Carlina. I think I'm homesick... No, I don't miss that sick sister of Ben's and I hope she disappears when I'm back. Ha!
Doro: Gott, I must be really desperate that I'm talking to myself like this... Well, I enjoy this solitude without Bubbles. I complained to Cheddar that I'll be better off without her and it proves me right! Meow!
Doro: Gott, I must be really desperate that I'm talking to myself like this... Well, I enjoy this solitude without Bubbles. I complained to Cheddar that I'll be better off without her and it proves me right! Meow!
Doro: Note to myself, if Ben and I are back home, I will definitely find him a girl or boyfriend. I mean we aren't in the 80's anymore.
Doro: Hmm?
Doro: Is this the house?
Doro: Is this the house?
Doro: Maybe not... This house looks uninhabited, as if it has been left empty for God knows how many years. Look at the dirt on the windows and those spider webs at the corner... I wouldn't live here even if someone offers me ten-years' supply of tuna... meow! *stomach rumbles*
Doro: Well, well. Doro, you have to stop thinking about tuna...
Doro: Well, well. Doro, you have to stop thinking about tuna...
Doro: Now I sound pathetic... meow. I hope this is the right way. If that stupid poodle lied to me I swear to Gott I'm going back and teach him a lesson that he'll never forget until he dies.
Doro: The importance of being earnest... ha. Actually, I probably shouldn't have scared him that much. He even wet himself. Meow. Dogs will be dogs. Anyway... thank goodness I was born a cat.
Doro: The importance of being earnest... ha. Actually, I probably shouldn't have scared him that much. He even wet himself. Meow. Dogs will be dogs. Anyway... thank goodness I was born a cat.
Doro: Huh? *notices the sign afar* There's a sign over there? That poodle said I'm supposed to follow the instructions on the sign and I'll find the sponsor's house, if I recall it correctly. Alright then. *runs towards the sign*
Doro: ... the actual fuck?
Doro: You're kidding me? This sign is literally clean as shit! There is no instruction on it. What is this shape about anyway? Some sort of code? Or do they sell Doritos here? That asshole! He had me fooled! Where am I supposed to go now? *cries angrily* MEOW!!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!
*birds chirping*
???: Miaow, are we there yet...?
???: Not yet, but we're getting to Puddlewick Drive.
???: Really? Is it near this lake?
???: Nah, it's four blocks away from here.
???: Miaow, are we there yet...?
???: Not yet, but we're getting to Puddlewick Drive.
???: Really? Is it near this lake?
???: Nah, it's four blocks away from here.
Kenai: Serious...? I'm almost dying of dehydration. Does it always get this hot in Twinbrook in summer?
Kathy: Naw, hopefully we've got changing seasons. It's getting cooler in September.
Galaxy: I don't mind the heat, actually. Because I'm from Sunlit Tides. It's summer all year around where I live.
Kathy: That's lovely. I'd like to visit Sunlit Tides one day. Quite different to other cats I actually don't mind swimming, heh!
Kathy: Naw, hopefully we've got changing seasons. It's getting cooler in September.
Galaxy: I don't mind the heat, actually. Because I'm from Sunlit Tides. It's summer all year around where I live.
Kathy: That's lovely. I'd like to visit Sunlit Tides one day. Quite different to other cats I actually don't mind swimming, heh!
Kathy: Miaw, on our left hand side is the City Hall of Twinbrook and the Town Centre festival ground! We're currently celebrating summer holiday season where there are some snack stands and... Oh look! There's even hot dog eating contest going on.
Galaxy: I've heard that Leisure Day is coming in less than 2 days, right?
Kathy: That's right. You should probably visit here whenever you're staying downtown. I've heard that there's going to be a fireworks display tomorrow. I like fireworks.
Galaxy: I've heard that Leisure Day is coming in less than 2 days, right?
Kathy: That's right. You should probably visit here whenever you're staying downtown. I've heard that there's going to be a fireworks display tomorrow. I like fireworks.
Galaxy: So, *neighs* can I ask you a question?
Kathy: Miaw, as long as it's a question I can answer as a co-host. Go on.
Galaxy: Can you please explain to us what this mission is about? I'm not sure I understand.
Kathy: Cheddar's not good at explaining stuff, is he? Okay, I'll try to explain it with my words.
Kathy: Miaw, as long as it's a question I can answer as a co-host. Go on.
Galaxy: Can you please explain to us what this mission is about? I'm not sure I understand.
Kathy: Cheddar's not good at explaining stuff, is he? Okay, I'll try to explain it with my words.
Kathy: For the first mission, two of you, Galaxy and Kenai, just like the other groups, are asked to choose a different town where you will live with a sponsoring household. In your case, the Knack Family in Twinbrook. The purpose of this whole idea of separation is to secure the information that you and your partner shared strictly to yourselves only.
Kenai: But, what if someone's paired up with the saboteur?
Kathy: They will complete the mission just as the rest of others do. It is your job to judge whether your partner is trustworthy or not based on their actions. As for the saboteur, he or she is not given any advantage for the mission except for making certain decisions when necessary.
Kenai: But, what if someone's paired up with the saboteur?
Kathy: They will complete the mission just as the rest of others do. It is your job to judge whether your partner is trustworthy or not based on their actions. As for the saboteur, he or she is not given any advantage for the mission except for making certain decisions when necessary.
Kenai: For example?
Kathy: At certain point, we will ask the saboteur to, of course, sabotage the mission and he or she will be informed of the damage induced. Of course, in order to keep their identity hidden, we will have to be extra careful not to give out any sensitive information to any other players.
Galaxy: It still sounds vague to me... Kathy, what do we actually get to do during this mission? I mean, I still have no idea the point of this whole thing. Is it supposed to be as vague as this?
Kathy: At certain point, we will ask the saboteur to, of course, sabotage the mission and he or she will be informed of the damage induced. Of course, in order to keep their identity hidden, we will have to be extra careful not to give out any sensitive information to any other players.
Galaxy: It still sounds vague to me... Kathy, what do we actually get to do during this mission? I mean, I still have no idea the point of this whole thing. Is it supposed to be as vague as this?
Kathy: Call me Kat, please. And I understand what you mean, Galaxy. This may not seem straightforward to you all but if I were to explain this whole concept in one sentence, it will be 'you find your own mission to do.'
Kenai: Miaow... I'm not sure what that means. You mean we... actually find stuff to do?
Kathy: *nods* Quite right.
Kenai: Miaow... I'm not sure what that means. You mean we... actually find stuff to do?
Kathy: *nods* Quite right.
Galaxy: *neighs* So does it mean we can just do whatever you want??
Kathy: Precisely. Well, maybe not something too irrational, hopefully. Miaw. It is expected that during this mission certain events will be triggered by the six of you and it will be your responsibility to get them all taken care of and resolved. Different actions and choices all contribute to varying scenarios, and therefore, missions.
Kathy: Precisely. Well, maybe not something too irrational, hopefully. Miaw. It is expected that during this mission certain events will be triggered by the six of you and it will be your responsibility to get them all taken care of and resolved. Different actions and choices all contribute to varying scenarios, and therefore, missions.
Kenai: So, can you tell us what this mission will be? Is it a puzzle or a kind of quiz or something else?
Kathy: I can't tell what's going to happen, but first you will need to find the right person who is capable of giving out assignments, that's your priority. Explore the place around you a bit and maybe you'll know where to find this person.
Kathy: I can't tell what's going to happen, but first you will need to find the right person who is capable of giving out assignments, that's your priority. Explore the place around you a bit and maybe you'll know where to find this person.
Kenai: ... okay. I think I'm beginning to understand what this is all about... I can't wait to start exploring this town!
Galaxy: *neighs* Yeah, let's go!
Kathy: Miaw!
Galaxy: *neighs* Yeah, let's go!
Kathy: Miaw!
Bubbles: Wuf! Human! Wuf wuf! Look at this cutie bubbly bubbles! Me wants something to eat! Wuf! I'm starving! *continues barking*
???: Oh, it wants to play! See how eaget it's begging for my attention? You got it. dog! *squishes doll*
Bubbles: Wuf?
Bubbles: What is that? Is that Mr Piggie? I want Mr Piggie! I want to chew on it so bad! WUF! WUF! GIVE IT TO ME!
???: No, I'm not giving it to you, ha! Try catch it from my hand! Hee hee!
???: No, I'm not giving it to you, ha! Try catch it from my hand! Hee hee!
???: What the fuck are you doing, Bailey?
Bailey: GASP!!
Bailey: GASP!!
???: *pants* Woof... Woof...
Baxter: This is the worst thing that could ever happen: We're lost! I have no idea where we're right now. We've walked past this strange large and square building for... how many times, Esme?
Esme: Nine times, if I remembered it correctly...
Esme: Nine times, if I remembered it correctly...
Baxter: Sweet bone marrow, what should we do?
Esme: Maybe we should look for a large picture with many pointy arrows and darts on it. I've heard that humans often refer that kind of picture for directions. Let's see if there's one around... *looks around*
Esme: Maybe we should look for a large picture with many pointy arrows and darts on it. I've heard that humans often refer that kind of picture for directions. Let's see if there's one around... *looks around*
Esme: Negative, I don't see any picture. Not even a frame.
Baxter: Or maybe we should ask for help from a passerby?
Esme: The question remains, how will we get them to understand what we're talking about? I think we'd better figure it out ourselves...
Baxter: Or maybe we should ask for help from a passerby?
Esme: The question remains, how will we get them to understand what we're talking about? I think we'd better figure it out ourselves...
Baxter: We're running out of time, Esme! We have to ask for assistance or do you want to be stuck here for two days? The mission would have already been finished by then!
Esme: But... What if-
Baxter: Woof! I know you don't find humans trustworthy but right now unless we have a better solution, our best chance is to go get help from someone else who happens to know where our sponsor's house is.
Esme: But... What if-
Baxter: Woof! I know you don't find humans trustworthy but right now unless we have a better solution, our best chance is to go get help from someone else who happens to know where our sponsor's house is.
Esme: It's not that I'm afraid of humans or what. I love them. They are mostly harmless and I believe in that. But, you know, my kind has a notorious image that displeases humans. I'm just... I'm just not sure if they are ready to see me roaming around their territory like this. You know how kids scream, adults get agitated and occasionally, some wild dogs chasing me down the streets when they see me and I don't want to disturb anyone like that...
Baxter: ... I don't really know what to say. But your story sounds more complicated than it seems. I can't imagine a life as a skunk. I mean, humans often say that dogs are men's best friend and companion but honestly, I think they are actually biased. I'm a dog and you're a skunk, yet we're both animals, but they don't treat us as the same.
Esme: Exactly. When most people think of skunk, they associate us with garbage or trash because most people think that we dig through household waste for food which is not true... well, my siblings do that but they're the exceptions. I want to gain human's trust back again. Skunks aren't what they think. We have feelings and the way they glare at us hurts. I don't want to be discriminated just because of who I am. I didn't have a choice... I was born a skunk and there's no way for me to change it.
Baxter: ... I don't really know what to say. But your story sounds more complicated than it seems. I can't imagine a life as a skunk. I mean, humans often say that dogs are men's best friend and companion but honestly, I think they are actually biased. I'm a dog and you're a skunk, yet we're both animals, but they don't treat us as the same.
Esme: Exactly. When most people think of skunk, they associate us with garbage or trash because most people think that we dig through household waste for food which is not true... well, my siblings do that but they're the exceptions. I want to gain human's trust back again. Skunks aren't what they think. We have feelings and the way they glare at us hurts. I don't want to be discriminated just because of who I am. I didn't have a choice... I was born a skunk and there's no way for me to change it.
Baxter: Woof... that's not your fault though. I mean, it's how humans think of us that's affecting our public image. But there's got to be a way to change their view on your kind.
Esme: *sighs* Maybe, that's why I signed up for this show at first place: to prove that not all skunks take pleasure in spraying humans with the 'stink'... Oh, look!
Baxter: Woof? Look what?
Esme: *sighs* Maybe, that's why I signed up for this show at first place: to prove that not all skunks take pleasure in spraying humans with the 'stink'... Oh, look!
Baxter: Woof? Look what?
Esme: That way! Across the street, under the advert board!
Baxter: The advert board? It's a hair gel ad, are you interested in applying gel on to your fur, Esme?
Esme: No, I'm not talking about the gel! It's the dog that I'm talking about!
Baxter: A dog? Woof?
Esme: No, I'm not talking about the gel! It's the dog that I'm talking about!
Baxter: A dog? Woof?
Baxter: Woof! A dog! Woof! WOOF! *wags its tail happily* Hey! DOG!
Esme: Excuse us! Hello?
Esme: Excuse us! Hello?
Baxter: I hope he's local. We really need to get some help.
Esme: I agree, let's cross the road then.
Esme: I agree, let's cross the road then.
Baxter: Alright, beware of the cars, Esme.
Esme: Don't worry, I got this. *trots across the road carefully*
Esme: Don't worry, I got this. *trots across the road carefully*
Baxter: Hey there!
???: Warf?
Baxter: Yeah, you! Shiba Inu!
???: Warf?
Baxter: Yeah, you! Shiba Inu!
???: Warf? Warf...
Esme: Could you lend us a paw?
Esme: Could you lend us a paw?
???: Certainly. Are you Baxter?
Baxter: Woof... Yes, but... how do you know my name?
???: Hi! I'm Waffles. I'm a co-host for Leashes and Skirts, the show you and this lady have signed up for.
Baxter: You're a co-host?
Baxter: Woof... Yes, but... how do you know my name?
???: Hi! I'm Waffles. I'm a co-host for Leashes and Skirts, the show you and this lady have signed up for.
Baxter: You're a co-host?
Waffles: Yup! And you must be Esme, right? I must say that you're the very first skunk I've ever talked with. Never met a skunk before, warf.
Esme: Don't worry about me... I'll definitely behave, I seldom spray!
Waffles: Haha, I'm not worried about that. Nice to meet you, Esme. ;)
Esme: Nice to meet you, too...
Esme: Don't worry about me... I'll definitely behave, I seldom spray!
Waffles: Haha, I'm not worried about that. Nice to meet you, Esme. ;)
Esme: Nice to meet you, too...
Waffles: My guess is that you need me to take you to the sponsor's house, right?
Baxter: Yes. But how did you know where to find us? Starlight Shores is a big city, isn't it?
Waffles: Indeed. But thankfully Esme has a special scent that is unusual around this town and I was able to trace you two down to this place. You two have been taking the wrong way, unfortunately. The Elson family lives at the other side of the town!
Baxter: Woof! That's great, Esme!
Esme: Hmm... that's the first time I'm finding my scent useful...
Baxter: Yes. But how did you know where to find us? Starlight Shores is a big city, isn't it?
Waffles: Indeed. But thankfully Esme has a special scent that is unusual around this town and I was able to trace you two down to this place. You two have been taking the wrong way, unfortunately. The Elson family lives at the other side of the town!
Baxter: Woof! That's great, Esme!
Esme: Hmm... that's the first time I'm finding my scent useful...
Baxter: By the way, do you happen to know the Elsons?
Waffles: You mean Emily and Craig? Kinda... I guess. Emily is a regular customer of my owner's coffee shop. She just got married to this Craig guy about three weeks ago.
Esme: Do you know what they do, Waffles?
Waffles: You mean Emily and Craig? Kinda... I guess. Emily is a regular customer of my owner's coffee shop. She just got married to this Craig guy about three weeks ago.
Esme: Do you know what they do, Waffles?
Waffles: I think Emily she works as a scientist. She occasionally tutors some middle school students chemistry at her house. Craig... he stays at home more often. He's obsessed with writing.
Baxter: Woof... is he a writer?
Waffles: Warf, could be, I have no clue.
Baxter: Woof... is he a writer?
Waffles: Warf, could be, I have no clue.
Waffles: Anyway... We should probably go, shall we?
Baxter: Esme? You ready?
Esme: Yes, I am.
Baxter: Esme? You ready?
Esme: Yes, I am.
Waffles: WARF! Let's go! This way, please!
Baxter: WOOF WOOF! *barks excitedly*
Esme: Hey, wait for me, you two!
Esme: Hey, wait for me, you two!
Kathy: Cross this bridge and we'll arrive at the rich neighbourhood blocks. Where the wealthiest families of Twinbrook resides in.
Kenai: So this is like a bridge that connects them to the rest of town?
Galaxy: It's quite different than what we have back in Sunlit Tides. Where the higher-class families live near the coastline with numerous small cottages scattering around larger mansions. One thing is for sure though, rich humans seem to dislike each other.
Kathy: Indeed, but it turns out quite surprising how they still manage to maintain this harmony despite living so close to each other at this side of the town.
Galaxy: It's quite different than what we have back in Sunlit Tides. Where the higher-class families live near the coastline with numerous small cottages scattering around larger mansions. One thing is for sure though, rich humans seem to dislike each other.
Kathy: Indeed, but it turns out quite surprising how they still manage to maintain this harmony despite living so close to each other at this side of the town.
Galaxy: I wonder if our sponsoring household is a caring family. I was born in a wealthy farming family and I'm really fortunate to have my parents as well as the humans taking utmost care of me. There are so many suffering animals that are homeless, wandering around streets just trying to find anything to fill up their rumbling stomach... It saddens me whenever I think of this cruel fact. *neighs*
Kathy: You're right. But you won't see many stray pets around here.
Kenai: Why is that? Miaow?
Kathy: You're right. But you won't see many stray pets around here.
Kenai: Why is that? Miaow?
Kathy: Miaw... most of them were sent to be euthanised. Including my twin brother.
Galaxy: Oh my... I'm very sorry for your lost.
Kenai: What does that mean... euthanised?
Galaxy: It means being put to sleep forever by a human being, without any pain.
Galaxy: Oh my... I'm very sorry for your lost.
Kenai: What does that mean... euthanised?
Galaxy: It means being put to sleep forever by a human being, without any pain.
Kenai: Miaow... I'm sorry to hear that, Kat. I've lost my best human friend, her name is Jessica. I've been searching for her for so many years but I cannot imagine what you've been through.
Kathy: That's alright. I'm fine now. It's been 2 years, time flies and I've learnt to move on. Humans sometimes make selfish decisions.
Galaxy: ...
Kathy: That's alright. I'm fine now. It's been 2 years, time flies and I've learnt to move on. Humans sometimes make selfish decisions.
Galaxy: ...
Galaxy: It's so quiet here.
Kenai: I know, right? I can hardly hear any human noises. It's quite peaceful. Kat, has it always been like this?
Kenai: I know, right? I can hardly hear any human noises. It's quite peaceful. Kat, has it always been like this?
Kathy: Miaw. No, it's because it's almost lunch time now. People are either working or busy eating. It's the best for us anyway. We don't want any human to chase us away.
Galaxy: Seriously, they do that?
Kathy: Indeed, especially in high-end neighbourhood blocks like here. Follow me closely, please...
Galaxy: Seriously, they do that?
Kathy: Indeed, especially in high-end neighbourhood blocks like here. Follow me closely, please...
Bailey: Dad, you're back already! Did... did you get my sandwich?
???: Bet I did, yes. But what are you doing?
Bailey: Me? Huh, I'm been, like, heh, waiting for you!
???: Bet I did, yes. But what are you doing?
Bailey: Me? Huh, I'm been, like, heh, waiting for you!
Bubbles: Wuf? I want Mr Piggie!
???: Answer my question, what the fuck are you doing, Bailey? Why are you teasing a stray?
Bubbles: A stray? Are they talking about me...
Bailey: Dad, for once you got to listen to me...
???: Answer my question, what the fuck are you doing, Bailey? Why are you teasing a stray?
Bubbles: A stray? Are they talking about me...
Bailey: Dad, for once you got to listen to me...
???: I'm not letting you adopt no stray pets, you listen carefully, young lady. Not after last time you almost starved aunt Caro's husky to death!
Bailey: Dad, come on! I was celebrating Lala's 16th birthday with a bunch of friends in Sunlit Tides, you knew that I couldn't feed Haylo because I was totally away! You're like, over-reacting over stuff. I'm only like, forgetting to feed him for three days. It's not a big deal anyways. Plus this dog has a collar! It must have an owner, totally!
Bailey: Dad, come on! I was celebrating Lala's 16th birthday with a bunch of friends in Sunlit Tides, you knew that I couldn't feed Haylo because I was totally away! You're like, over-reacting over stuff. I'm only like, forgetting to feed him for three days. It's not a big deal anyways. Plus this dog has a collar! It must have an owner, totally!
???: Quit that Whitney speak at once, young lady. You've been watching that show for too long. That's very immature and irresponsible of you to think of it that way. If you don't give a shit about animals then why bother bringing them home?
Bailey: Because like, animals make great companion!
???: Seriously, you treat them like a companion? What a stupid joke! Come on, we're heading home. I've bought you deep fried bacon sandwich and French fries.
Bailey: Because like, animals make great companion!
???: Seriously, you treat them like a companion? What a stupid joke! Come on, we're heading home. I've bought you deep fried bacon sandwich and French fries.
Bubbles: Wuf?! Deep fried bacon strips? I want to have some, may I? Please! I promise that I'll never pee or poop on a carpet! Wuf! May I have some?
Bailey: Seriously dad? I HATE deep fried bacon! Can't you see how it makes the sandwich totally greasy? You'll soon die of atherosclerosis if you don't change your diet!
???: Nothing of your business, take it or I'll dump it!
Bubbles: NOO! DON'T THROW IT AWAY!!! Me wants it! *jumps*
Bailey: Seriously dad? I HATE deep fried bacon! Can't you see how it makes the sandwich totally greasy? You'll soon die of atherosclerosis if you don't change your diet!
???: Nothing of your business, take it or I'll dump it!
Bubbles: NOO! DON'T THROW IT AWAY!!! Me wants it! *jumps*
Bubbles: ME WANTS FOOD! WUF WUF!
Bailey: *screams* Agh! Oh my god! Dad! Help! This dog is totally biting my book!
Bailey: *screams* Agh! Oh my god! Dad! Help! This dog is totally biting my book!
???: Did I not tell you to leave stray dogs alone? It may have rabies!
Bailey: *tries to shake Bubbles off* No! I don't want to be bitten! Shoo! Shoo dog! Get away from me, please!
Bubbles: Wuf wuf wuf! Wuf! WUF! I'll just have a teeny tiny bite of your sandwich! *barks loudly*
Bailey: *tries to shake Bubbles off* No! I don't want to be bitten! Shoo! Shoo dog! Get away from me, please!
Bubbles: Wuf wuf wuf! Wuf! WUF! I'll just have a teeny tiny bite of your sandwich! *barks loudly*
???: Get away from her, stray!
Bubbles: Wuf?
Bubbles: Wuf?
Bubbles: Wuf! I'm totally fine with fries as well! Just give me some food to eat, please! Wuf! WUF!
???: Grr... this stray sure is getting annoying...
???: Grr... this stray sure is getting annoying...
Bubbles: Wuf! Take me home, please? I'll behave, I promise!
???: Fuck! This stray won't leave me alone!
Bubbles: Are we going home now? Wuf?
???: Fuck! This stray won't leave me alone!
Bubbles: Are we going home now? Wuf?
???: I said let me go! Get your filthy paws off my Diesel jeans!
Bubbles: My name is Bubbly Bubble Bubbles!! Nice to meet you, human! WUF! *jumps about frantically*
Bubbles: My name is Bubbly Bubble Bubbles!! Nice to meet you, human! WUF! *jumps about frantically*
Bubbles: Do you have a swimming pool at home? Ooh! I could use some SPA treatment! Wuf! *barks excitedly*
Bubbles: *shrieks loudly* WUF... WUF! WUF!!
???: Take that!
Bubbles: Wuf! Ahf! *whines* Ouch...
Bubbles: Wuf! Ahf! *whines* Ouch...
Bailey: *gasps* OH MY GOD!!! DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? That's animal cruelty! STOP!
???: It won't get its dirty paws off my pants! What else can I do?
???: It won't get its dirty paws off my pants! What else can I do?
Bailey: IT'S A DOG, for fuck's sake! How do you expect to understand what you said?
Bubbles: Aww... *coughs*
???: It had it coming!
Bubbles: Aww... *coughs*
???: It had it coming!
Bubbles: Wuf! Wuf! Wuf... Wuf! Wuf! What's going on?
???: I said fuck off! *stomps about furiously*
Bubbles: Wuf! Wuf! HELP!! *whimpers*
Bubbles: Wuf! Wuf! HELP!! *whimpers*
Bubbles: Help me! That man keeps kicking my tummy! It hurts!! Wuf! Wuf! *runs towards Bailey*
Bailey: Dad, you shouldn't do this to such poor an animal. See how totally innocent it looks? I can't believe that you value a Diesel jeans more than a dog's live, that's like, insane!!
???: A stray dog's live, I might add.
Bailey: Seriously, do we have to go over this like, again? It's got a COLLAR on it's fucking neck! It must have an owner! Do you want to be sued for abusing a dog by its owner? Or even worse, PETA? I'm yet to apply for a university and the least thing I ever want on my record is a dad that beats up stray dogs.
Bailey: Seriously, do we have to go over this like, again? It's got a COLLAR on it's fucking neck! It must have an owner! Do you want to be sued for abusing a dog by its owner? Or even worse, PETA? I'm yet to apply for a university and the least thing I ever want on my record is a dad that beats up stray dogs.
Bubbles: I'm so hungry... I just want a small piece of bacon or boiled egg, please? Wuf... *trembles*
Bailey: There there... it's over. You're totally safe now, dog. *pats on Bubbles back*
Bubbles: *sobs* I'm lost and I'm desperately finding a place to stay, could you just please take me home and give me a good bath?
Bailey: There there... it's over. You're totally safe now, dog. *pats on Bubbles back*
Bubbles: *sobs* I'm lost and I'm desperately finding a place to stay, could you just please take me home and give me a good bath?
???: Bailey! Get rid of that stray and hop in the car young lady! We're going home RIGHT NOW!
Bailey: But what about the dog? We got to find its owner first!
???: We've got no time for that, young lady! I've got better things to do than saving a stinky street dog, surely!
Bailey: But what about the dog? We got to find its owner first!
???: We've got no time for that, young lady! I've got better things to do than saving a stinky street dog, surely!
Bubbles: *barks in an annoyed manner* Wuf! I'm not a street dog! Wuf! Wuf!
Bailey: Hey, hey! Easy! Sorry about all this. My dad's like, a stupid fuckward, just remember that. I'm sorry, I really have to go.
Bubbles: Wuf! I want to go with you, you fine with that? *wags tail excitedly*
Bubbles: Wuf! I want to go with you, you fine with that? *wags tail excitedly*
Bailey: I hope that you'll find your owner soon...
???: *horns* Are you actually talking to a fucking dog? Get real, Bailey Swain!
Bailey: *shouts* SHUT UP, FUCKER!
???: *horns* Are you actually talking to a fucking dog? Get real, Bailey Swain!
Bailey: *shouts* SHUT UP, FUCKER!
Bubbles: WOW! This is one FANCY car! WUF! It looks very comfortable! *barks at the vehicle*
???: What are you waiting for? Get the fuck in the car at once!
Bailey: Dad! It's totally following me!
???: Just don't let it on!
???: What are you waiting for? Get the fuck in the car at once!
Bailey: Dad! It's totally following me!
???: Just don't let it on!
Bailey: Is there a way for me to totally convince you to take that dog in-
???: Wait till like Hell totally freezes over!!
???: Wait till like Hell totally freezes over!!
Bubbles: Hmm... hello? I'm still outside the car, can someone give me a lift? I can't reach the handle to open the door! Wuf! Wuf! *barks*
Bubbles: Wuf! Wuf! WAIT!!! I'm not on the car yet! Wuf! Wait for me!! WUF!! WUF!!
Bubbles: Wait for me...
Bubbles: Wuf... Not again...
Bubbles: *sobs* What should I do...?
Kenai: Miaow... so you said we're given three 'hearts' to begin with? I'm not sure I understand what you mean...
Galaxy: Is it like the warnings? Like we're losing the challenge if we lose all 'hearts'?
Kathy: Quite. You will only lose your heart in certain scenarios. And because we're grading your actions as well as the consequences induced, the hosts have decided to give out appropriate penalties for outrageous behaviours as well as those unfavourable moves. Ranging from serious actions like getting hit by a car or locked up by a human being to minor issues such as being kicked out by the sponsoring household or hunger.
Kathy: Well, I hope you guys won't end up losing any heart because you're lose points to the saboteur if you do so, which is certainly something you all are trying to avoid. Especially if you're aiming big for the end.
Kenai: And why is that?
Kenai: And why is that?
Galaxy: Because the more money we lose, the less we're sharing with the group. Since money's been transferred to the saboteur and fox's account.
Kathy: Miaw, bingo! The initial amount is 8,000,000 pet-moleons. 1 point is equivalent to 1,000 pet-moleons. If you lose 50 points to the saboteur then you're essentially gifting P$50,000 away and that's quite a lot of money already.
Kathy: Miaw, bingo! The initial amount is 8,000,000 pet-moleons. 1 point is equivalent to 1,000 pet-moleons. If you lose 50 points to the saboteur then you're essentially gifting P$50,000 away and that's quite a lot of money already.
Kenai: How much does it cost for each heart loss?
Kathy: It's confidential... No, it's not. Miaw. For each heart loss, you will lose 10 points, which is equivalent to P$10,000, to the saboteur and fox's pocket.
Galaxy: Gee, that's a lot. I hope that we won't lose any heart.
Kathy: It's confidential... No, it's not. Miaw. For each heart loss, you will lose 10 points, which is equivalent to P$10,000, to the saboteur and fox's pocket.
Galaxy: Gee, that's a lot. I hope that we won't lose any heart.
Kathy: The saboteur, as I have mentioned previously, will not be given an advantage of any kind throughout this mission. They will only be needed when sabotaging is necessary. The production team will then get in touch with the saboteur and instruct them to perform their parts. But at the time being, you got to find your own mission, triggered by your previous actions.
Galaxy: Roger that. *neighs*
Kenai: Roget that, too. Miaow!
Kenai: Roget that, too. Miaow!
Doro: Meow... Finally...
Doro: The Rodgers' House.
Doro: Ha, see? I don't even need a partner to find this place. This shelter seems decent enough for a short stay.
Doro: Hmm, actually, this house looks really nice, a little bit like the house of Ben's best friend.
Doro: Hmm, actually, this house looks really nice, a little bit like the house of Ben's best friend.
Doro: But now what? Am I supposed to stay here and wait for someone to open up the door for me?
Doro: Or, maybe I should explore this place, seems like this place will be my home for awhile. *looks around*
Doro: Hmm... I wonder what's behind that fence. You know how humans usually hide some good shit behind those wooden barriers... hopefully food. I NEED some food!! *trots towards the garden*
???: And here we are!!
???: Woof!?
???: Woof!?
Waffles: This is the cosy cottage of the Elsons! Warf! We're finally here!
Baxter: Thank bone marrow! We've found the house! WOOF!
Esme: Have we arrived?
Baxter: Thank bone marrow! We've found the house! WOOF!
Esme: Have we arrived?
Esme: *gasps*
Esme: Are... are you sure this is where we will be living in for two days...? This... this looks, splendid. Indeed! I've never lived inside a human nest for my whole life and now I'm being invited to step foot into this palace? Wow! *trembles with excitement* Am I dreaming??
Waffles: Haha, no, you're not!
Waffles: Haha, no, you're not!
Baxter: This is one lovely countryside cottage, I agree. Woof! I hope they've got something ready for me to release that itchy feeling built up inside my gum...
Waffles: I'm more than delighted to know that you both liked the house. But that's all I can do for now. I'll have to leave the rest to you, my dearest skunk and dog brother. Remember that I've told you, each heart loss means a deduction of P$10,000 from the group so make sure you take account of all possible outcomes before making your next move. Here's my piece of advice on getting far in this mission: plan wisely.
Esme: *nods* Don't worry about us, thanks for the tip.
Esme: *nods* Don't worry about us, thanks for the tip.
Baxter: Woof, you've been really helpful. We couldn't have arrived here this early without your help. Thanks, Waffles!
Waffles: You're welcome, bro! And good luck with your mission, Baxter and Esme! Warf!!
Waffles: Skunk, got a moment?
Esme: Hmpf...?
Waffles: You're welcome, bro! And good luck with your mission, Baxter and Esme! Warf!!
Waffles: Skunk, got a moment?
Esme: Hmpf...?
Waffles: Hey, don't be afraid of making mistakes, Esme. No one's born perfect, for we all have flaws and things we'd like them hidden. Remember what I've said and try to act like yourself. You are unique because you have something that we dogs don't possess. Try and explore around your surroundings and hopefully you'll figure out how extraordinary you actually are. You don't need anyone to tell you how you should feel about yourself, okay?
Esme: ... thank you, Waffles.
Waffles: So long! Warf!
Esme: ... thank you, Waffles.
Waffles: So long! Warf!
Baxter: See? You are totally capable of becoming yourself. You don't really need to care about what others say about you just because of the stereotype image of your kind. Esme, you can choose to live like yourself. Doesn't matter if people find you unattractive, you can still prove it to them that you're not what they think of you. Because this is the perfect timing for you to shine and tell them who you really are and isn't that what you've wanted from this show?
Esme: You're right. I'll try and prove it to them that I'm nothing like my cousins or other skunks, I'm the skunk that's not afraid of being judged or mocked because I'm Esme Demetria and I'm here to be who I wanted to be!
Baxter: Woof! That's the spirit, girl!
Esme: Let's nail this, we can do it!
Baxter: WOOF WOOF!!
Baxter: Woof! That's the spirit, girl!
Esme: Let's nail this, we can do it!
Baxter: WOOF WOOF!!
Kathy: Finally, may I show you the house that you'll be staying in for the next two days, the Knack Mansion!
Kenai: Gasp!
Galaxy: *neighs* Is that the house?
Kenai: Gasp!
Galaxy: *neighs* Is that the house?
Galaxy: Gee, that house looks really fancy!
Kenai: It does! It's enormous... miaow... I've never lived in such big a mansion in my whole life.
Kenai: It does! It's enormous... miaow... I've never lived in such big a mansion in my whole life.
Kathy: Well, there's gotta be a first time for everything, right? The Knacks happen to be one of the wealthiest families in Twinbrook. Probably the richest sponsoring household we've got for this show.
Kenai: So... what do we do now?
Kathy: That's really up to you and your partner. It's time to begin your first mission.
Kathy: That's really up to you and your partner. It's time to begin your first mission.
Galaxy: You mean the mission's started? We'll need to find our own mission?
Kathy: Exactly, miaw. You're with your partner. Feel free to explore around this place a bit. Well, as long as the sponsoring household are happy about what you'll be doing, that is.
Kathy: Exactly, miaw. You're with your partner. Feel free to explore around this place a bit. Well, as long as the sponsoring household are happy about what you'll be doing, that is.
Kathy: One thing to bear in mind: almost every action has consequences. If you carry out an action without thinking the possible outcome, the chances are high that you're be the first out of this mission. Remember that each of you are only given three hearts so once you're running out all of those you're officially removed from it, miaw?
Kenai: Roger!
Galaxy: *neighs* We got it!
Kenai: Roger!
Galaxy: *neighs* We got it!
Kathy: Very well! I wish you both luck and wisdom, have fun and stay safe!
Galaxy: Oh, thank you for bringing us here, Kat! You've been very helpful!
Kathy: You're welcome, miaw! :)
Galaxy: Oh, thank you for bringing us here, Kat! You've been very helpful!
Kathy: You're welcome, miaw! :)
Kenai: Bye... miaow...
Kenai: Miaow... what do we do now? I think we should explore the garden first? It's getting really hot outside. What do you think, horse?
Galaxy: I think we could split up a bit, I'll explore the outside and you'll get inside and look for our sponsors, just to see if they've got anything for us, what do you think, Kenai?
Kenai: Brilliant! I love exploring indoors! Imagine seeing those lovely pieces of brand new furniture around the house, it's heaven!
Galaxy: Well, just don't do something too drastic, you know what I mean?
Kenai: You got it! Miaow!
Kenai: Brilliant! I love exploring indoors! Imagine seeing those lovely pieces of brand new furniture around the house, it's heaven!
Galaxy: Well, just don't do something too drastic, you know what I mean?
Kenai: You got it! Miaow!
Waffles: Alright, so far at this point we've got five contestants successfully arriving at their sponsoring households' lots with two groups ready to begin their mission. Just Bubbles that we're still waiting on, I believe. But no worries, we can start without her. Her partner, Doro will be allowed to move on and Bubbles will catch up once she's got there.
Waffles: As you have already seen, here we have a chart that shows you all the hearts each contestant possesses. Our production team will try their best to have this information updated as quickly as possible so don't worry about losing track of heart counts, warf! If any of them has run of hearts, he or she will be removed from the challenge. The first challenge will also end if three contestants have been removed.
Waffles: One thing that I think I ought to mention again: each heart is worth 10 points which is equivalent to 10,000 worth of cash and each lost money will go to the saboteur and fox's pocket which is something we'll all want to avoid. Plan wisely so that you won't lose any heart because there's no way of refuelling them during this coming mission!
Waffles: Good luck with the mission, contestants!! WARF! I'm with you in spirit! But now I'm cooling myself in cool ocean water, so toodles!
*birds chirping*
Doro: *strides in* Hmpf... thank goodness the humans didn't lock the garden door. What can I say? They're kinda careless.
Doro: Oh... mein fucking Gott.
Doro: This is one lovely garden! It's got so many free food! I'm loving this place already! Meow!!
Doro: I hope that the sponsor's don't get pissed off because of me eating their harvest. Well, if they really cared then they should have locked the gates. It's not my fault, really...
Doro: Meow... I mean I was expecting tuna or maybe salmon but fruits? They're mostly fine but I prefer... GASP!!
Doro: Oh mein Gott!! Are these bell peppers? I LOVE BELL PEPPERS!!
Doro: I guess I'll just have a nibble, no big deal! *chomps loudly*
Doro: Boy, that was refreshing! Hmmm...
Doro: Meow? Are those grapes?
Doro: Hhmm... I guess a little dessert won't hurt my body.
Doro: Meow... it's a bit sour but it's actually very tasty! Hmm... *eats happily*
Doro: *wipes mouth* Okay, now I'm full for at least two hours. Time to move on with the mission.
Doro: And there's another door. Hmm... This house is quite big actually. I wonder who lives here, I just hope that it isn't a teenage girl... like that narcissistic bitch of Ben's sister. Meow...
Doro: I guess I need to see if there's anyone inside the house. Well, I need to get their attention first. Meow... Hmm?
Doro: Ja! I'll stand on top of the bin and look inside! That should be tall enough!
Doro: Meow!! *jumps onto the bin swiftly*
Doro: Meow...? Uh ooh...
Doro: Oh shit! It's falling! I gotta run! *jumps off the bin hurriedly*
Doro: *shrieks* MEEOOW!!!
Doro: This is not funny... not a bit... *shouts* HOLY CHICKEN BREAST SOMEONE COME AND GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!!
Doro: *struggles to drag her body out* Seriously... this fucker is real heavy. Meow!!
Doro: *pants* Huff... *pants* I smell like rubbish. In fact, I'm surrounded by rubbish... *sighs* okay, now I finally get to know how stray cats must feel... by the way, I'm asking this footage to be deleted. I don't want anyone to see me like this. It's too humiliating...
???: Hmm? What's going on here?
Doro: For fuck's sake!
Doro: For fuck's sake!
Doro: *panicking* Oh shit!! Humans' approaching!! What do I do now?! *claws on the grass frantically*
Doro: This is most definitely the worst day of my life. Even worse than that day I was forced to sleep in Janine's room! Meow!!
???: Is that a cat?
Doro: Oh please, save it! Come and get this heavy-as-fuck garbage bin off my fragile back!!
???: Is that a cat?
Doro: Oh please, save it! Come and get this heavy-as-fuck garbage bin off my fragile back!!
???: Oh my goodness! Poor kitty!
Doro: Ja, I know... pretty please! I don't want a fractured spine!
Doro: Ja, I know... pretty please! I don't want a fractured spine!
???: Ooh, this smell... Someone was messing around with the bin again... Those kids *sighs* Ooh, wait, hello there, little kitten. What brings you here? How did you get yourself under the bin? That's horrible.
Doro: Stop whining and get me out off this shit already woman!
???: *moves away the bin from Doro's back* Alright, there it goes.
Doro: Stop whining and get me out off this shit already woman!
???: *moves away the bin from Doro's back* Alright, there it goes.
Doro: Whoa! I wasn't expecting this, what is this woman doing?
???: Shush! It's okay! I'm not going to hurt you kitty.
Doro: You'd better not. You can't possibly afford a lawsuit from my beloved Ben.
???: Are you lost? You smell horrible. Did you trip over the bin accidentally? Maybe you should come with me inside and I'll you up a little bit. *pats Doro on the back gently*
???: Shush! It's okay! I'm not going to hurt you kitty.
Doro: You'd better not. You can't possibly afford a lawsuit from my beloved Ben.
???: Are you lost? You smell horrible. Did you trip over the bin accidentally? Maybe you should come with me inside and I'll you up a little bit. *pats Doro on the back gently*
Doro: Pfft. Okay, even though I don't like strangers, I am hungry again. Maybe she's got some tuna fish in there. *meows at the woman*
???: Splendid!!! You look like you could use a nice bubble bath, I would get you some warm milk if you behave ;)
Doro: Okay, now you're starting to get sympathy points from me, young lady. Meow...
???: Splendid!!! You look like you could use a nice bubble bath, I would get you some warm milk if you behave ;)
Doro: Okay, now you're starting to get sympathy points from me, young lady. Meow...
Baxter: Esme, do you think over sponsor's got bones for me to chew on?
Esme: I don't know. But if they knew we were coming then they should have kept some around.
Baxter: Woof, I'm so excited! Can't wait to see what those humans look like!
Esme: I don't know. But if they knew we were coming then they should have kept some around.
Baxter: Woof, I'm so excited! Can't wait to see what those humans look like!
Esme: I really must say that this is really the first time for me to enter a human's habitat. I've never felt this nervous and excited for my whole life until now...
Baxter: Just chill! It's going to be a lovely stay and experience, surely! Woof!
Esme: *snickers* Don't forget that we're currently on a mission, Baxter!
Baxter: Just chill! It's going to be a lovely stay and experience, surely! Woof!
Esme: *snickers* Don't forget that we're currently on a mission, Baxter!
Baxter: Well, I haven't... yet! Although I'm looking forward to finding out what our mission's going to be. I really hope it's going to involve chewing bones or other toys. *hops on the stairs* We'll definitely win an immunity if that's the case. I can assure you.
Esme: I hope not... my teeth aren't developed for chewing something too hard. I don't like bones as much as you do.
Esme: I hope not... my teeth aren't developed for chewing something too hard. I don't like bones as much as you do.
Baxter: But it sounds a bit too quiet for a household. I can't even hear any breathing sound from the inside.
Esme: What if they're out, Baxter? That could be a possibility.
Esme: What if they're out, Baxter? That could be a possibility.
Baxter: Woof... Could be. I can smell leather and perfume on this porch. I'm guessing that they might have been out for a few hours? *sniffs around* But this is the doorway. You know it's always full of different scents and humans walk in and out this place frequently so it's still hard to tell whether they've been out or not.
Esme: Well, *sniffs around* I don't smell anything, really...
Baxter: Anyway, I'll rub on the door. See if anyone opens up for us.
Esme: Well, *sniffs around* I don't smell anything, really...
Baxter: Anyway, I'll rub on the door. See if anyone opens up for us.
Esme: What is this that you are doing, Baxter?
Baxter: It's common human courtesy, Esme. Back at home I've always observed people doing such things before entering a place. Especially a house like this. They put their paws on the surface of a door and start rubbing it until someone opens the door to let them in. Woof... it usually takes some time though. *continues to rub the door with paw*
Esme: Hmm... interesting behaviour indeed.
Baxter: It's common human courtesy, Esme. Back at home I've always observed people doing such things before entering a place. Especially a house like this. They put their paws on the surface of a door and start rubbing it until someone opens the door to let them in. Woof... it usually takes some time though. *continues to rub the door with paw*
Esme: Hmm... interesting behaviour indeed.
Esme: Hey, Baxter. Mind if I ask you a question?
Baxter: I'm not the saboteur. If that's what you're asking.
Esme: No, it's not. I wanted to ask you something about your owner.
Baxter: Woof, my bad. Haha, go on fire it, Esme.
Baxter: I'm not the saboteur. If that's what you're asking.
Esme: No, it's not. I wanted to ask you something about your owner.
Baxter: Woof, my bad. Haha, go on fire it, Esme.
Esme: Do you feel loved by your owner?
Baxter: Huh? I wasn't expecting this question but woof, of course! My owner is the best human being I've ever met on this planet. He cares about me and spends time with me every single day. I think he's not only a good friend but also one lovely companion. I enjoy being on his side. To me, he is the one and the one that is irreplaceable.
Esme: ... Irreplaceble...
Baxter: Huh? I wasn't expecting this question but woof, of course! My owner is the best human being I've ever met on this planet. He cares about me and spends time with me every single day. I think he's not only a good friend but also one lovely companion. I enjoy being on his side. To me, he is the one and the one that is irreplaceable.
Esme: ... Irreplaceble...
Baxter: No, I don't think rubbing the door helps. We'd better figure some other way to get human's attention. I could bark.
Esme: That sounds like a good idea to me.
Baxter: But humans don't like me barking. And when humans are annoyed they take away your treats and favourite toys... Woof... *whines*
Esme: That sounds like a good idea to me.
Baxter: But humans don't like me barking. And when humans are annoyed they take away your treats and favourite toys... Woof... *whines*
Esme: *notices the window* Hmm? Dog, do you want to try to see through this piece of glass? I think you'll be able to see what's inside because you're taller than me.
Baxter: Woof? Good idea!
Baxter: Woof? Good idea!
Baxter: Woof! *leaps on against the wall*
Baxter: Woof! I'm not tall enough to reach the window. I can't see what's inside from here... *waggles paw*
Esme: Yikes... We should figure out another way to get in. It's getting burning hot out here.
Baxter: Woof? I think I've heard the sound of car approaching us...
Esme: Huh? I don't hear anything... Wait, I can hear it now, too!
Esme: Huh? I don't hear anything... Wait, I can hear it now, too!
Baxter: I'm 100% sure that this is the same person who lives here driving the vehicle! I can smell his cologne!
Esme: Wait, does that mean...
Baxter: WOOF!! Our sponsors are arriving!
Esme: Wait, does that mean...
Baxter: WOOF!! Our sponsors are arriving!
Esme: Oh no! What do we do now... I can't let human see me like this!
Baxter: Woof, Esme! We don't have time to hide. This is it. You will face it. There's nothing to worry about.
Baxter: Woof, Esme! We don't have time to hide. This is it. You will face it. There's nothing to worry about.
Esme: But...
Baxter: Come on, Esme! First impression is important! We gotta make ourselves likeable to humans! WOOF! *barks excitedly*
Baxter: Come on, Esme! First impression is important! We gotta make ourselves likeable to humans! WOOF! *barks excitedly*
Esme: Okay... Dog wait for me! *trots down the stairs carefully*
???: Told you, there's definitely something going on between that Nugget and Giles. I could tell that he's not straight the moment he went into the kitchen with a bunch of dudes half naked.
???: Which episode are you talking about? Oh is it the one when Maddie was hit by a cab?
???: Well, she wasn't hit by a cab. At least the production faked it, pretty well. Oh, speaking of which, do you remember that one time when...
???: Which episode are you talking about? Oh is it the one when Maddie was hit by a cab?
???: Well, she wasn't hit by a cab. At least the production faked it, pretty well. Oh, speaking of which, do you remember that one time when...
Baxter: WOOF! *barks loudly* WOOF WOOF!!
???: What's wrong, honey?
???: Craig, it's a dog! What's it doing on our lawn?
???: Craig, it's a dog! What's it doing on our lawn?
Craig: Oh, honey, don't you remember? It must be your cousin Betsey's pets, right? She told us that she's leaving for a trip to Lucky Palms.
???: Oh, yes! But I hope she would have decided to send her animals in person though. Where did these two cuties come from... speaking of which, *to Baxter* what's your name good boy?
Baxter: WOOF! The humans all call me Baxter, but I like to think of myself as Sir Oswald Woofington.
???: Oh, yes! But I hope she would have decided to send her animals in person though. Where did these two cuties come from... speaking of which, *to Baxter* what's your name good boy?
Baxter: WOOF! The humans all call me Baxter, but I like to think of myself as Sir Oswald Woofington.
Craig: Surely, you're not trying to communicate with a dog, right? Emily?
Emily: Well, it's always worth a try. But we wouldn't be able to understand what they're trying to tell us anyway.
Emily: Well, it's always worth a try. But we wouldn't be able to understand what they're trying to tell us anyway.
Baxter: It's on the collar. It's on my collar. Woof! How come I'm able to understand human but not vice versa?
Craig: Huh? *notices something on the blue collar* Baxter... Ooh, is that its name?
Baxter: WOOF WOOF!! *wags tail quickly*
Emily: Baxter! That's one lovely name for a dog!
Baxter: WOOF WOOF!! *wags tail quickly*
Emily: Baxter! That's one lovely name for a dog!
Emily: We've been waiting for your arrival, haven't we Craig?
Craig: Yes, your bed is ready. Want to follow us into the house?
Craig: Yes, your bed is ready. Want to follow us into the house?
Baxter: WOOF! WOOF! This is great! Let's go!
???: Mmm...
Kenai: I think I'm hungry... I'm going to look for some food. Miaow.
Kenai: But first I need to find a way to get into the house... maybe I'll find an open window? Maybe the horse fella is finding a secret entrance...? Boy this place is huge... Huh??
Kenai: Miaow, that lady just walked out with a bag of rubbish, plus she didn't lock the front door...
Kenai: *whispers* Good timing...!
Kenai: Miaow! Careless humans always forget to lock their doors!
Kenai: But now I'm inside the house, what should I do next...?
Kenai: *stomach rumbles* Aww... I'd better go look for something to eat... I hope they've kept some leftovers for me, miaow...
Kenai: But I don't smell anything of food. Maybe they've kept food in the kitchen?
Kenai: Oh my fucking paws-
Kenai: *excitedly* Food! Food! MIAOW!!
Bubbles: Wuf... wuf. I'm need to find some food. My stomach hurts so much... Maybe I should practise my hunting skills...
Bubbles: But how do I hunt? I've never hunt before. I guess I need to find someone who can teach me how to hunt first.
Bubbles: If I have learnt how to hunt, I can catch a chicken for myself and have grilled chicken for lunch! Mmm... *stomach rumbles* Wuff... I wish there is a human being to feed me and cuddle me. I'm really tired.
*beep beep*
Bubbles: WUF!! WUF!!! *runs* Be careful!! I'm precious! WUF!! *barks at the driver unhappily*
Bubbles: Wuff... Wuf... That was close. I've almost forgot how dangerous the road can be. People are SO rude nowadays... Wuf?
Bubbles: Where am I? Am I in a park? *sniffs around*
Bubbles: *sniffs* I hope I can find some food here. *sniffs* Hmm... *sniffs* these flowers don't smell good enough. Wuf...
???: Watch where you're goin', dummy!
Bubbles: Wuf??? Who's talking to me?
???: Watch where you're goin', dummy!
Bubbles: Wuf??? Who's talking to me?
???: If you could hear me speaking than there's a high possibility of me talking to YOU, fool.
Bubbles: Hey, I'm not a fool! Don't call me that. My name is Bubbly Bubble Bubbles and I'm a contestant on this show called 'Leashes and Shirts'. WUF! I'm a VIP for the show and me and my partner are currently on a special mission and we're staying at a human's house!
???: Then we are you here then? Where's your 'partner'?
Bubbles: Hey, I'm not a fool! Don't call me that. My name is Bubbly Bubble Bubbles and I'm a contestant on this show called 'Leashes and Shirts'. WUF! I'm a VIP for the show and me and my partner are currently on a special mission and we're staying at a human's house!
???: Then we are you here then? Where's your 'partner'?
Bubbles: That's the thing... I'm afraid that I'm lost... Wuf. I haven't eaten for almost two days then I met this lovely girl who was going to take me home but his dad abandoned me on the streets and now I'm still lost in this big town. I seriously don't know where to go... *starts to tear up* I'm so useless... no wonder my owner dislikes me...
???: ... Hey, I'm sorry to hear that, kiddo. But don't worry, I'd like to help you with something.Say, is there anything I could do to help?
???: ... Hey, I'm sorry to hear that, kiddo. But don't worry, I'd like to help you with something.Say, is there anything I could do to help?
Bubbles: Wuf?
???: I can tell that you are overwhelmed by this whole show business, plus you have no idea where you are right now. Where did you say that you're going again? I may be able to show you the way to that place. You need guidance, kiddo.
???: I can tell that you are overwhelmed by this whole show business, plus you have no idea where you are right now. Where did you say that you're going again? I may be able to show you the way to that place. You need guidance, kiddo.
Bubbles: That's the thing. I don't remember... I can't read.
???: Didn't you say that you're staying at a house? Do you remember anything about the family, like their surname?
Bubbles: Wuf! I think it's Rodgers!
???: That's it!
???: Didn't you say that you're staying at a house? Do you remember anything about the family, like their surname?
Bubbles: Wuf! I think it's Rodgers!
???: That's it!